Experience Breakdown - 2 Deep Phil Steele

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11. Vanderbilt
23. Kentucky
40. Arkansas
43. Ole Miss
48. Missouri
52. LSU
58. Tennessee
72. Texas A&M
94. Mississippi St.
96. Georgia
106. South Carolina
115. Auburn
124. Alabama
125. Florida

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Well shucks.

Looks like it's my frequent "show how Phil Steele doesn't know what the frick he's talking about regarding my team" rant.

Breaking it down:

His scores for A&M:

Senior Starters: 5

I count Carson (RB), Matthews (OL), Cheek (OL), Williams (DL), Harris (CB), Williams (CB), Kaser (P), and Bertolet (K).

That's EIGHT you fricking tool.

Senior 2-deep: 4

I count Obioha and Burns. That's 2

Junior Starters: 7

I count Reynolds, Gennesy, Eluemunor, Ifedi, Hall, Hilliard, and George. That's 6

Junior 2-deep: 5

I count Pope, Tabuyo, Stuckey, Walker, and Washington. That's 5. SPOT ON.

Sophomore starters: 9

I count Allen, Noil, Seals-Jones, Garrett, Alaka, Watts, and Evans. That's 7

Sophomore 2-deep: 7

I count White, Ratley, Gustafson, Jackson, Cunningham, Walker, Harvey, Ellis, and Wilson. That's 9

Freshmen starters: 1. Kirk and Mack makes 2

Freshmen 2-deep: 6.

I count Murray, Martin, Davis, Davis, Moore, and Dunning. 6 is spot on. (not sure how to count LaCamera. He's the backup punter and kicker)

Using the CORRECT numbers with his point scale:

3 x 8 = 24
2.5 x 4 = 10
2 x 7 = 14
1.5 x 5 = 7.5
1 x 9 = 9
0.5 x 7 = 3.5

Added together, that makes 68

Subtract 2 for FR starters and 3 for FR 2-deep and that brings us to 63.

Not great, but that puts A&M tied for 75th on his chart, not 112th.

Also, his analysis doesn't take into account upperclassmen who lose their starting jobs to more talented younger players (Example: Julien Obioha was a 3 year starter at Defensive End and is now a backup defensive tackle with Daeshon Hall taking his starting spot at strongside end)

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You need another hobby.

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NFLSU: "A&M and Arkansas have empty trophy cases compared to LSU"

(sees signature block which proves him completely wrong)

"frick, I HAVE TO MOVE THE GOALPOSTS"

Not a single poster on this site has seen A&M win a national championship in men's football, basketball or baseball.


Damn.

It's sad that people can live off being repeatedly wrong.

Mel Kiper and Todd McShay are sipping piña coladas out of penis straws somewhere as we speak.

Let's just hope KB52 realizes how much money Kwon lost leaving after his JR year. A college degree and SR. money is worth the risk of injury to those not guaranteed to go in the first two rounds after their JR year.

Youll have to inform Donte Hightower and CJ Mosley they aren't NFL caliber players.