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Embrace the Bert, you know you guys are coming around to lovin that man!
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:10 pm
someone said it in another thread but I think we might have a possible new hog mantra coming out of SEC Media Days
How can you not love the dude, he's articulate, tons (literally) of charisma, thoughtful, straightforward, love his players like his kids, does it right by holding his players to higher standards.
SEC rant...you know you have hated the guy these first few years, chuckled at the Bert is Fat jokes
but now its time to Embrace the Bert
How can you not love the dude, he's articulate, tons (literally) of charisma, thoughtful, straightforward, love his players like his kids, does it right by holding his players to higher standards.
SEC rant...you know you have hated the guy these first few years, chuckled at the Bert is Fat jokes
but now its time to Embrace the Bert
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Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:11 pm to Cruiserhog
We don't hate the team or the coach. Just the fans.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:11 pm to Cruiserhog
Well I know who you're jerking it to tonight.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:13 pm to Cruiserhog
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but now its time to Embrace the Bert
My arms can't get around
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:25 pm to TiptonInSC
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My arms can't get around
I told another poster who answered this as well.
park them mits under his pits...that ll do just fine
Embrace that man
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:37 pm to Cruiserhog
Does anyone dislike him?
This is the third or fourth thread like this and I'm not sure what it is you hogs feel the need to respond to.
This is the third or fourth thread like this and I'm not sure what it is you hogs feel the need to respond to.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:39 pm to Cruiserhog
I'm still trying to figure out why he sounds like he's doing an Elvis impersonation when he talks.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:40 pm to Cruiserhog
I can't wrap my arms around the fat frick or I would embrace him.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:40 pm to Cruiserhog
I've always liked Bert as a coach. Even at Wisconsin. I just feel sorry for him for having to be around mouth breathers all the time.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:46 pm to Jebeco
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I've always liked Bert as a coach. Even at Wisconsin. I just feel sorry for him for having to be around mouth breathers all the time.
We only play in Louisiana every other year.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:51 pm to Jebeco
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Embrace the Bert, you know you guys are coming around to lovin that man!
I've always liked Bert as a coach. Even at Wisconsin. I just feel sorry for him for having to be around mouth breathers all the time.
He's not, we stopped him from stepping into Louisiana.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:59 pm to TheCheshireHog
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We only play in Louisiana every other year.
Touche
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:12 pm to flyAU
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We don't hate the team or the coach. Just the fans.
This.
I think he was a great hire. Good coach, and is turning y'all around. I love his style of defense and pounding the rock. If y'all keep improving, I wouldn't mind LSU looking at him if Les were to leave in the next few years.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:15 pm to Cruiserhog
He has a plan and he's executiing it. Nothing wrong with that.
he's still fat, though.
he's still fat, though.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:16 pm to Cruiserhog
I actually like Bert and the type of physical football arky plays. It's just the posters on here make me forget that sometimes
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:21 pm to TigerChief10
if you see Bert please tell him I think hes a cool guy!
Posted on 7/15/15 at 7:34 pm to Tiger Live2
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I wouldn't mind LSU looking at him if Les were to leave in the next few years.
Sorry, but Arkansas is a destination school.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:51 pm to Ray Penpillage
Embrace him as in a hug, the only humans that might be able to wrap their arms around him would be Dikembe Mutombo or Yao Ming.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:10 pm to hg
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Well I know who you're jerking it to tonight.
Gravy Tits.
That's my nickname for Bert.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 9:25 pm to Cruiserhog
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love his players like his kids, does it right by holding his players to higher standards.
Oh please...if Freesus pulled the same transparent bullshite, y'all would be laughing just as much. Crying about players for no reason, "disciplining" DUIs by taking away a license that the state was going to anyway...give me a fricking break. Y'all slobbed on Petrino's knob despite what everyone said, and you're doing the same thing to this fat arse with two conference wins in two years. The sooner you embrace the fact that you're a bottom tier team whose coaches worth a shite from the state leave at the first chance, the quicker you can stop with this faux flagship nonsense.
Embrace your mediocrity and save the rest of us your bullshite...or at least stick to track and field.
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