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re: Eli Gold, Alabama Announcer, Sliding Into DMs on Twitter
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:05 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:05 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
This was probably the first time someone she wasn't related to actually flirted.
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Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:08 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
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who here honestly gives a shite?
We all do.
Whenever I hear elis name, I think of the radio commercial in Birmingham about Eli telling me to eat Salvatores Pizza and Pasta
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:09 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
For his sake, I hope his wife is even more inept at internetz than he is.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:14 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Not even attractive.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:14 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
I wonder if he would be giving play by play while he was rolling around with that hog and right after he jizzed thank frito lay, coca cola, and Regions bank.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:24 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
I hoped he's single...nope.
Oooops!
Gold currently resides in Birmingham, as well as Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina with his wife Claudette and daughter Elise. Gold is also a part owner of Nino's Italian Restaurant, which is located in Pelham, Alabama.
Oooops!
Gold currently resides in Birmingham, as well as Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina with his wife Claudette and daughter Elise. Gold is also a part owner of Nino's Italian Restaurant, which is located in Pelham, Alabama.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:24 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Geez, hes prob just being a nice old guy.
What a count
What a count
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:26 pm to DollaChoppa
Yup, he would have probably made a trailer payment or two for her. Hell he may have even sprung for her a camero
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:29 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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He could do better.
Yeah, right. Fat, bald-headed frick with a nasal twang.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:32 pm to SonofDye
Some where their path crossed.
I don't think he just picked her pic off the web.
I don't think he just picked her pic off the web.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:34 pm to Herman Frisco
My guess would be Panda Express.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:36 pm to GumpDyke
Eli looks more like a Golden Corral man
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:37 pm to SonofDye
What's wrong with GC?
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:39 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Lmao Eli is stump training a hog on the side. He could do a lot better that her.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:41 pm to DollaChoppa
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Geez, hes prob just being a nice old guy.
Eli used to live down the street from me growing up. He was a grumpy old douche way back then. I don't imagine he's changed.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:46 pm to Aubie Spr96
Does he still own his own Italian restaurant?
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:47 pm to Aubie Spr96
They're both fricked up. He for doing this while married.
And this bitch for putting it on blast like a count.
Women acting like they're hotter than they really are
And this bitch for putting it on blast like a count.
Women acting like they're hotter than they really are
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:52 pm to thatdude1985
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he's probably thinking...."I deleted those after I sent them...HOW DOES SHE EVEN...DAMN YOU INTERNET!!!!!"
Posted on 10/26/15 at 8:57 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
That ugly fat arse should be happy that anybody would want to get into her Lane Bryant's.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 9:04 pm to GumpDyke
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What's wrong with GC?
Apparently GumpDyke is a perfectly appropriate name for you, if you can't figure out what's wrong with Golden Corral.
This post was edited on 10/26/15 at 9:05 pm
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