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Posted on 8/31/15 at 7:24 am
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Posted on 8/31/15 at 7:31 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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South Carolina at Georgia. Georgia should win every year, but South Carolina is Finland, and Georgia is Russia, and that's how you lose 340,000 men in the north woods in a single winter, Marshal Richt. Nick Chubb runs for 270 yards and they still lose. Chubb Ratio: nearly 1:1, because UGA will have something astonishing like "QB goes 7-of-22 with 6 passing yards."
Nice.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 7:34 am to GetCocky11
Posted on 8/31/15 at 7:37 am to boXerrumble
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FSU at Florida. "Hey Jim, it's Steve. Too bad you got to play 'em in football at home. Be better if it were basketball and on the road, since they don't ever draw charges in Tallahassee."
Posted on 8/31/15 at 7:39 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
Great stuff if there
Posted on 8/31/15 at 7:55 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
I LOL'D.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:11 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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Missouri at Arkansas State. Not a typo: Missouri has to go to Jonesboro, home of the Hunting Stand Endzone Seat. Mizzou probably loses this, if only to continue the pattern of losing to an Indiana-level team, but winning the SEC East anyway.
Gold, Jerry. Gold!
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:12 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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LSU at Alabama. A game so violent it should be charged with assault, offered a scholarship by Miles, and then left on LSU's roster until just before the season, when Miles clears it of any wrongdoing.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:24 am to GatorReb
Love EDSBS.
Vanderbilt at Ole Miss. THE RIVALRY CONTINUES.
CHEVY TAHOE VS. LAND ROVER.
SEA ISLAND VILLA VS. BILOXI TIMESHARE.
PRIVATE CATERING VS. OKAY JUST MORE PRIVATE CATERING.
MY PARENTS OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE VS. MY PARENTS DESPERATELY WANT TO OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE.
THE KHAKI WILL BE RENT AND TORN ASUNDER UNTIL NEW KHAKI HAS TO BE PURCHASED.
SPONSORED BY VINEYARD VINES.
Vanderbilt at Ole Miss. THE RIVALRY CONTINUES.
CHEVY TAHOE VS. LAND ROVER.
SEA ISLAND VILLA VS. BILOXI TIMESHARE.
PRIVATE CATERING VS. OKAY JUST MORE PRIVATE CATERING.
MY PARENTS OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE VS. MY PARENTS DESPERATELY WANT TO OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE.
THE KHAKI WILL BE RENT AND TORN ASUNDER UNTIL NEW KHAKI HAS TO BE PURCHASED.
SPONSORED BY VINEYARD VINES.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:25 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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I love the Iron Bowl because it ruins people's damn lives, like sports should.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 8:58 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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Mississippi State at Texas A&M. Aggies build lake next to stadium. Miss State fans bowfish in it. Aggie fans nod and also bowfish in it. This is a love story, and it is just the first chapter.
<3 State
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:04 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Missouri at Georgia. Highest SEC quotient of coaches who look like chill dudes in Cialis ads.
Yes...
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:26 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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UTEP at Arkansas. Sadly not a home-and-home series, meaning we'll all miss out on night-vision footage of a victorious Bret Bielema rampaging a Juarez taco cart like a bear trashing a hunting cabin
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:29 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
Wrong thread.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:34 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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Arkansas at LSU.
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If you came back and said, "I don't know how, but San Diego State won," I'd believe you. Arkansas might run for -5 yards and pass for 400 and win. LSU might do nothing weird and run an effective offense. That last part is impossible, but you get the point.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:46 am to WDE24
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Auburn at Arkansas. It's baffling how many games Auburn lost by a single score last year, and how Arkansas -- a team seemingly built to frustrate Auburn -- was not even close to being one of them.
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Kentucky at Georgia. [/insert "mind-rattling loss for no reason by a Mark Richt team" here]
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Georgia at Auburn. Going to Auburn is the weirdest phenomenon because it's perfectly pleasant, the people are polite, the stadium is fine, there are nice flowers everywhere, and you will hate it so much. It's like losing a game in Pleasantville.
Some of these are fan-tastic.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:51 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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Louisville vs. Auburn. Many picking Louisville forget Bobby Petrino's never done well in the Georgia Dome. (Might leave just a few minutes in, too.)
Posted on 8/31/15 at 9:54 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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I don't know if this has been posted yet, but this is some funny stuff.
I posted it last week but no one noticed :(
Posted on 8/31/15 at 10:01 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
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Florida at LSU. A breather for LSU before a challenging matchup with Western Kentucky.
lol they know how much Florida sucks
Posted on 8/31/15 at 10:13 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
Just as an aside to this:
If you don't listen to the Shutdown Fullcast podcast (hosted by the guys from EDSBS and SBNation), you're obviously wasting your time doing something else. It's hysterical.
If you don't listen to the Shutdown Fullcast podcast (hosted by the guys from EDSBS and SBNation), you're obviously wasting your time doing something else. It's hysterical.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 10:14 am
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