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re: Dog Fight... the best SEC Canine!

Posted on 5/1/13 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by More Cowbell 1963
Houston, MS
Member since Mar 2012
204 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 12:11 pm to
Real dog fight? UGA or Bully would be a toss up but the other two better run away. Oh, they would look like they were winning the fight and eating that little dog up but neither could bite through his neck enough to do any real damage. Once one of those bulldogs ever got a hold, game over, done deal, dead dog on your hands.

A pack of wild dogs charged my two children one day when they were babies. My father-in-laws bulldog met them at the ditch as my wife was grabbing the kids. He killed three of them and ran the rest off. He only had cuts on his legs and around his head.

Years later, my German Shepherd jumped him over a bitch in heat and had him down with blood flying everywhere. I couldn't get him off and had to run to house to get a shovel to beat him off. I scooped up this old blind, toothless bulldog and took him to the vet.

He just asked me what was wrong. I gave him the rundown. He just said that he didn't mean to hurt my feeling but my dog couldn't hurt this dog. He said his ear was cut and sent me back home after treating the ear with antiseptic.

Bulldogs be dumb as bricks and they make terrible house pets. They smell, are so dumb they won't know you have been gone all day, they slobber and make a terrible mess when eating but don't ever piss one off.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 12:38 pm to
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We'll just bring VII out of retirement and let her go Vick on that bitch arse dog of yours.

Smokey will not only hump the fur off that mutt of aTm's, he'll break Johnny Football like a .12 gauge and do a Heisman pose in his arse.
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Tigah32
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
5721 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 12:42 pm to
UGA by a mile
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 3:36 pm to
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But Smokey's looks hold him back.


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