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re: Do you think Chris Jones would be as fat as he is if he had gone to Ole Miss?

Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:08 pm to
I think he actually was injured when Will Redmond tackled him.


Nothing serious though
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:08 pm to
Sounds like my Friday nights
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:13 pm to
I think Redmond backed over his foot. Mustangs have some bad blind spots.
Posted by 17theBears
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:13 pm to
You know Will Redmond didn't tackle anybody in that game.
Posted by 17theBears
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:14 pm to
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Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37735 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:26 pm to
He robbed poor Evan Engram of two long TDs on the 1 yard line
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:43 pm to
It's funny because he plays half as many snaps and had more sacks on the season than RN.

0/10
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37735 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:55 pm to
But imagine how awesome he would be if he wasn't so fricking fat. He had twice the raw talent as RN, and it is slowly deteriorating along with his muscle.
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:00 pm to
In all seriousness, he will be fricking monster if he can figure out a way to effectively manage his diabetes and hypertension.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112613 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:01 pm to
They should bring in coach34 to work with him.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37735 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:01 pm to
His bed sores need to be properly bandaged before games as well
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:10 pm to
I thought Coach was an offensive mind. Didn't he install the spread at some junior high in the delta in the 90's?
This post was edited on 12/3/14 at 1:10 pm
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

He had twice the raw talent as RN


That raw talent was deep fried and eaten long ago
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37735 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:13 pm to
This guy keeps Moon Pies and Vienna sausages for both his girlfriend and Chris Jones in this handy contraption on his shoulder.

Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112613 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:18 pm to
He was the Gus Malzahn of his time for 6th grade Youth League football.
Posted by SurfShack
The Bold New City
Member since Sep 2014
64 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:28 pm to
CJ was a stud coming out of hs. Wish people had known more about him before the end up his senior year. No telling how much crazier his recruitment could have gotten.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:40 pm to
Anybody say yes b/c there's more cocaine and hotter white women in Oxford?
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:45 pm to
This might be my favorite thread of 2014


All the upvotes
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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16285 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:50 pm to
I know that guy with the purse. He's retarded. Don't post anymore pls.
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