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re: Decipher the Robert Nkemdiche Tweet Wednesday: post-4/20 edition

Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by AUatWashandLee
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2014
664 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:07 pm to
He should collaborate with Jaden Smith

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" - Jaden Smith, May 1, 2013
Posted by OriginalTexan
Member since Mar 2015
130 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:08 pm to
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He seems intelligent



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A leaf
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26498 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:09 pm to
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Probably prescribed to him by his voodoo witch doctor parents.


His dad is a cardiologist you dick
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40251 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:10 pm to
Wills kid is one of the strangest people ever. Kid has already lost his shut
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:10 pm to
All of his prescriptions are just various berry juices and twigs.
Posted by OriginalTexan
Member since Mar 2015
130 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:11 pm to
That's pretty racist
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26498 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:13 pm to


I met his dad and mom my senior year of college at the Birmingham Bowl and at the liquor store. They were very nice folks. He gave me some berries and told me to do a couple of tribal dances. VOILA! No more strep throat.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:23 pm to
His medical school hut was the Harvard of medical school huts.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:29 pm to
I was driving through the Square and saw a guy that looked like Nkemdiche in a robe and daisies in his hair, humming "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds". I didn't think much of it at the time, but...
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 1:30 pm
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26498 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:34 pm to
He wears a tie-dye "Gilligan-style" hat around campus, from what I understand.

Our all-American DE is a hippie. DWI.
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23860 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:35 pm to
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The sky is so methodical is my personal favorite.


I dunno. "A leaf" is pretty awesome
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16953 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:38 pm to
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Feb. 13 - Everywhere, all I see is ignorance. Which comes from being unintelligent.


No shite
Posted by MSUbulldogs03
Member since Apr 2013
2644 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:44 pm to
Why do football players think they are philosophers? Obviously just not him, but dude's who do this are huge douches.

And no I wouldn't say that to his face.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:47 pm to
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A leaf




A drug.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:51 pm to
He's obviously a Buddhist.
Posted by SwayzeCrazy
Member since Jan 2015
3260 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:52 pm to
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Try and find me in the Occult, aware of consciousness, experience is evidence. Thy Melchizedek one day. Merlin.


His bio.
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:54 pm to
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Feb. 10 - At some point females and males especially females will realize nobody cares about physical attraction anymore.


Roadgator begs to differ.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:55 pm to
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but dude's who do this are huge douches.


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MSUbulldogs03


A virtuoso on the matter. I'll take your word.
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