Dear Mr. Calipari.

Fuk u cal you cumguzzling, shite for brains, wannabe Italian, drink about a gallon, of jizz, you fn fraud, got handed the gold standard and turned into the brown standard, you fn, sob, dvd, ged, l m n o p, fuk you, you one tourney win having, in the last 5 years arse, couldn’t coach you way out of bag made of air, I would give a pretty penny to any basketball Benny to replace ur arse, you garbage juice and get bent over by Bruce, ur arse has been dilated by every sec coach so much, you just hover over the toilet and empty your bowls in a millisecond, ur fat arse ego, and body has a gravitational pull that effect our shots, you just roll the balls out there because you have none, ho hum, drink more cum, one and done, you’re done, we’re done, you time has come. Gtfo