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re: Could the Bama fball team beat the US women's team in soccer?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 8:59 am to olddawg26
Posted on 7/6/15 at 8:59 am to olddawg26
quote:The Bama football team would win after a few weeks or so of practice.
You get that roughing someone up intentionally gets you ejected. The game would end 25-0 or the football team would get too many red cards to continue. Soccer is a different animal, not harder or better, but it requires finesse and brains over muscle. Bama players are too dumb to not get caught in an offsides trap everytime.
When I was at LSU, we the Mens Tennis team beat the Womens Soccer team who was ranked top 15. Now grant it we did have some foreigners on our tennis team who could ball
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:02 am to olddawg26
Alabama had the #1 high school team in America in 2005. I guarantee you that team would beat the USWNT.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:05 am to lsupride87
Once again you're comparing college athletes women vs men. These aren't your average chicks. They're the best in the country. Not one of the girls on lsu's team was good enough to make the practice squad for them. Along with generally every SEC team besides UF.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:07 am to olddawg26
quote:Ummmmmmmm, two of the girls on LSUs team played in the World cup, both of them making the quarter finals actually. College soccer players for women are the cream of the crop
Not one of the girls on lsu's team was good enough to make the practice squad for them
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:08 am to olddawg26
Just wanted to check in on the dumbest thread ever
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:09 am to pvilleguru
Maybe. I said it would be an interesting match against the best high school boys team in the nation. I don't think it'd be clear cut either way. I certainly wouldn't "guarantee" either side a win.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:10 am to lsupride87
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Ummmmmmmm, two of the girls on LSUs team played in the World cup, both of them making the quarter finals actually.
Yeah, Alabama had two players in the World Cup as well. One for the Netherlands, one for Spain.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:10 am to olddawg26
Yall also are talking about the USWNT like they are the best womens team ever. They arent. No national team is "the best" The perennial pro club teams would crush national teams
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:11 am to pvilleguru
quote:Yeh for womens soccer college players are the cream of the crop. Go look at the rosters, they are all former All Americans in college
Yeah, Alabama had two players in the World Cup as well. One for the Netherlands, one for Spain.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:12 am to lsupride87
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Yall also are talking about the USWNT like they are the best womens team ever. They arent. No national team is "the best" The perennial pro club teams would crush national teams
I would put my money on the USWNT to beat any women's club team.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:16 am to olddawg26
Fun filled fact... Was a state record holder in Florida at 16... Would've been the fastest women EVER in that sport. Elite hs boys > top ranked adult women.
I played travel soccer with someone who made state level ODP... ended up in the NFL. Younger brother played soccer with a kid who ended up in MLS at 16. His highschool team would've waxed the women's national team. Winning 6a in Florida 2 outta 3 years, when 6a were the biggest schools. Several college players including a Gatorade national player of the year.
I played travel soccer with someone who made state level ODP... ended up in the NFL. Younger brother played soccer with a kid who ended up in MLS at 16. His highschool team would've waxed the women's national team. Winning 6a in Florida 2 outta 3 years, when 6a were the biggest schools. Several college players including a Gatorade national player of the year.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:21 am to pvilleguru
quote:I wouldnt. I mean the best pro club teams have women from the USWNT. So in our hypothetical you would have to clone them to have them play against each other
I would put my money on the USWNT to beat any women's club team.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:24 am to ehole
I'm not the one debating boys highschool. I said it would be entertaining. That was someone else I guess
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:27 am to olddawg26
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are you kidding about kidding? Is this kidception? Or can I just assume he's retarded?
I LOL IRL and almost spit coffee.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:40 am to Chazzy McRamzee
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Chazzy McRamzee
I think they could if you gave them a few months to practice.
Athleticism > Skill
This post was edited on 7/6/15 at 9:41 am
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:44 am to lsupride87
That spread that the US employees would be tuff but down around the net it would be tough for them to score.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:52 am to Chazzy McRamzee
This is how i picture this going down:
Two redneck die-hard Alabama fans, Jimbo and Ricky, walk into a bar and notice that it's full of people wearing red, white, and blue. All of them are glued to the multiple TVs turned on the USWNT vs. Japan World Cup final. As they take a seat, Jimbo flags down a waitress:
Jimbo: Can we PLEASE turn on a REAL sport in here? Surely there's a gotDAMN Bama game on the ESPN Classics or some other station we can watch!! ROLL TIDE!
Ricky: Hey Jimbo, I think this is that women's soccer thang that's been goin on here lately, I seen LeighAnne talkin bout it on the tweeter.
Jimbo: I don't give a sheeeit if it's O-BAMMA playing against the damn terrorists, this still aint no real sport!
*waitress changes a TV to ESPN Classic, where Alabama football is featured*
Jimbo: now THAT'S a real sport there!
Ricky: haaaaaaaail yeah it is! These damn women ain't got nothin on ole Saban's recruits!
Jimbo: Hey Ricky, how much you wanna bet that our Bama football team could beat these ladies at soccer? Everyone knows Bama has the greatest collection of athletes in the known universe, let alone the world!!
Ricky: hail no I ain't takin that bet! These are WOMEN we're talkin bout Jimbo, against the finest athletes in these here United States! It wouldn't even be fair! Just look at them pristine athletes on that Bama sideline, with their giant muscles 'n shite. Ain't no way a buncha ladies could keep up with them!
Two redneck die-hard Alabama fans, Jimbo and Ricky, walk into a bar and notice that it's full of people wearing red, white, and blue. All of them are glued to the multiple TVs turned on the USWNT vs. Japan World Cup final. As they take a seat, Jimbo flags down a waitress:
Jimbo: Can we PLEASE turn on a REAL sport in here? Surely there's a gotDAMN Bama game on the ESPN Classics or some other station we can watch!! ROLL TIDE!
Ricky: Hey Jimbo, I think this is that women's soccer thang that's been goin on here lately, I seen LeighAnne talkin bout it on the tweeter.
Jimbo: I don't give a sheeeit if it's O-BAMMA playing against the damn terrorists, this still aint no real sport!
*waitress changes a TV to ESPN Classic, where Alabama football is featured*
Jimbo: now THAT'S a real sport there!
Ricky: haaaaaaaail yeah it is! These damn women ain't got nothin on ole Saban's recruits!
Jimbo: Hey Ricky, how much you wanna bet that our Bama football team could beat these ladies at soccer? Everyone knows Bama has the greatest collection of athletes in the known universe, let alone the world!!
Ricky: hail no I ain't takin that bet! These are WOMEN we're talkin bout Jimbo, against the finest athletes in these here United States! It wouldn't even be fair! Just look at them pristine athletes on that Bama sideline, with their giant muscles 'n shite. Ain't no way a buncha ladies could keep up with them!
This post was edited on 7/6/15 at 10:53 am
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:00 am to RazorBroncs
They would suck in skill, but I'm sure they could play keep away and gas the women side.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:02 am to Ssubba
The USWNT would have possession 85/90 minutes. They'd probably score 20.
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