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re: Confess the things you never knew until you joined the SECRant

Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73571 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Never knew a fanbase could obsess over LSU more than Arkansas until the Aggies joined.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:13 pm to
I didn't know how gay we are, or that we jack off into jars and drink the cum thrice daily.

Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:16 pm to
Man, think about all that time your friends were blowing each other but you never got an invite
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:16 pm to
Speaking of cum-guzzling aggys (so to speak):



That is one ugly S.O.B.
This post was edited on 5/4/16 at 11:21 pm
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:16 pm to
Jizz jars...and could've died happily without knowing about that.

What the term "alter" could be used for.

You can challenge people to fight at Sonic.

The Grind.

Nega and Posi Tigers have a hundred year war going on.

If someone from Arkansas shoots down an OP's troll on LSU it's the end of that troll thread.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:30 pm to
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Man, think about all that time your friends were blowing each other but you never got an invite

I know. I'm pissed. I've been cheated!!!
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

Speaking of cum-guzzling aggys (so to speak):

Man. You have to really work hard at being an insufferable ax wound, don't you? Your efforts are noted.

Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30612 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:32 pm to
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1. That LSU fans smelled like corn dogs and believed football started after 2000



Little Brother Aggies begging LSU to be their rival......all the time.
Posted by Shakita Bonita
5-0
Member since Dec 2015
1538 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:34 pm to
I never knew how deep inside some peoples heads LSU was despite claiming they don't care about us
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37520 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:35 pm to
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Little Brother Aggies begging LSU to be their rival......all the time


Go print some more rivalry towels
This post was edited on 5/4/16 at 11:36 pm
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9684 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:40 pm to
Never knew how Nick Saban coming to Alabama had completely destroyed LSU fans. I don't know if they will ever get over it.

Conversely, how little florida fans care that spurrier went to south car. and meyer went to ohio state. They hold zero Ill will towards south carolina and LSU fans talk of nothing but bama and Saban.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:41 pm to
How horrible A&M fans are. We took the wrong the Texas school.
Posted by The Mad Fratter
Madison, MS
Member since Jul 2013
1284 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:49 pm to
Yeah I never knew that Aggy thought so highly of themselves. I figured they just kinda knew they were a second rate program and an afterthought in Texas football. Man was I wrong
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25523 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:55 pm to
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1. That LSU fans smelled like corn dogs and believed football started after 2000


Conversely, A&M fans pretend football didn't exist when Fran or Sherman were coaches.

Besides, LSU won a natty in the 50's...weren't you over there doing the elephant walk in CS at the time? Surely, they had newspapers over there.
Posted by Shakita Bonita
5-0
Member since Dec 2015
1538 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 1:39 am to
Says the guy who created multiple Twitter accounts to talk to himself
Posted by VicVinegar03
Member since Apr 2016
149 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 1:56 am to
Zing
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 5:09 pm
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 3:00 am to
That aggie fans are as bad as Ole Miss fans thinking their shite don't stink and thinking they are superior to everyone else in everything.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 3:31 am to
I never realized how many SEC teams were worse than Toledo.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27423 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 3:44 am to
1. Mizzou cant compete in the SEC in football.
2. Mizzou will never win a division title in the SEC.


Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 3:47 am to
I've only ever seen two swamp kittens on this board acknowledge how their school pulled the most chicken shite move in the history of college football by backing out of their contract with A&M. One of the two even went so far as to claim that the head coach said, "I can't build a winning program starting 0-1 every season". A&M whipping LSU so repeatedly and so thoroughly to the point where they REFUSED TO PLAY should be common knowledge to any sports fan. Yet, until the Rant I never knew how deep seeded the, "LSU Football started in 2000" thing really was. It's amazing the hoops the posters here go through to deny their cowardice. But the insecurity still reigns supreme. All the swamp kittens on here brag about 5-0 because that was A&M's streak before LSU put their tail between their legs and ran away. Evening up the last ten games is arguably the greatest thing LSU has done since Daddy A&M joined the SEC. Actually it's not debatable. Matching the 5 game win streak A&M slapped on LSU is the only thing their entire University has to be proud of the last 4 years. Hell they carried their coach off the field and waved towels calling us their rival while they did it for God's sake.
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