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re: Conferences are at War. The Big 10 Has Fired the 1st Shot at the SEC & Arkansass

Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:54 pm to
Posted by semotruman
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:54 pm to
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mizzoukills


Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:54 pm to
Be sure to focus on the female secret agent. Not so much on the brainwashing victim. K thnx.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 3:56 pm to
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Infiltrating the SEC through Arkansas would be like invading the US by capturing Vermont.


War of 1812 - Vermont was fortified by the US military due to it bordering British North America.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:02 pm to
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highly experienced intoxicating sex. Jen exceeded all expectations.


Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:07 pm to
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War of 1812 - Vermont was fortified by the US military due to it bordering British North America.


We've added a few states since then. Most of them, in fact.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:10 pm to
Not only did it happen, but it continues to happen. In fact, reports out of Arkansas indicate that intoxicating sex is occurring right now at the Bielema compound.

Bielema came home to discover a path of chocolate chip cookies leading from the front door and down the hall. He followed the cookie trail down the hall, stopping to eat every cookie. The cookie trail ended at the door leading into the exercise room.

He opened the door to discover Jen running naked on the treadmill. Coach B dropped his game plan on the floor. Activities ensued...
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 4:13 pm
Posted by MIZ_COU
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:10 pm to
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ETA: I even lofted a softball out there and didnt catch it


Not thinking clearly. 2cd day of not smoking (not kidding).
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:14 pm to
juana?
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:14 pm to
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We've added a few states since then. Most of them, in fact.


Crimson, you're being wayyy too literal for a thread like this.
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:18 pm to
Shine on you crazy diamond
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:18 pm to
bacco. I mean no need to get crazy bout this
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:28 pm to
We all need crazy
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:10 pm to
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Be sure to focus on the female secret agent. Not so much on the brainwashing victim. K thnx.




Will do...
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:11 pm to
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mizzoukills


Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:13 pm to
With shades, brotha. With shades....
Posted by Crimson Forever
Pace, Florida
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:18 pm to
When can we expect to see this movie come out? It' ll be a fantasy category no doubt.

Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:19 pm to
If all this is true, shouldn't we just amputate?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:25 pm to
Yes.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 7:09 pm to
Great Halseys ghost! What can it all mean?!
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