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re: Compose a poem for your next opponent

Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25850 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:55 pm to
Vandy fans scream "Anchor Down"
Too bad their team is about to get taken to pound town.

Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:04 pm to
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just anotha playa in a game for 2
U may hate me but it ain't no lie
Bye bye bye
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66380 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:06 pm to
pretty good
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:07 pm to
Cocks coming to Nash-Vegas
Our defense is meh, but Thompson will sustain us
We should now clear the air
Since no Vandy fans will be there
Your sidewalks will be pissed on by Coach Mangus
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3937 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:21 pm to
The upstart State team tried to rally
But after looking at the final tally
They realized there was no win for them in Death Valley.
The ever-hopeful State fans continue to cry...
Because Death Valley is where opponents dreams come die.
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:27 pm to
NIU Haiku


Northern Illinois
You wish you had Jordan Lynch
But you don't so Ha!
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 10:28 pm
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12493 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:31 pm to
UGA booty is sore from the pounding by the Cocks
Best lube up Dawgs
Here come the boys from the Knox

Gurley gon bow down to Johnson when they meet on the field
Dreads on dreads, Gurley man gonna yield

When the clock hits zero zero zero
and Richt has lost control
Butch Joooones, Bitch

Posted by chattabama
12essee
Member since Jun 2012
19315 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:34 pm to
Gators hopes come crashing down
Amari Cooper is Heisman bound
Two hundred yards on the day
Overwhelmed Coach Boom
Realizing he’s met his doom
Starts composing his resume
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 10:57 pm
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7138 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:41 pm to
The Gators won their last matchup in thrilling fashion.
Some would argue that their resolve was due to Muschamp's great passion.
But the wise will surmise that they were just lucky,
and Alabama is no Kentucky.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:45 pm to
damn strong poem right there
Posted by Recruitingjunkie
Member since Jan 2014
3059 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:46 pm to
Um wtf kinda thread is this...

UF is orange and blue
Gators are poo poo
Posted by tamctshirt
Member since Aug 2014
1415 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:48 pm to
SMU
SM poo
SM screw
SM you
SM stew (as in we'll smoke(cook) you on the field)
S F U


ETA: this is the best, most clever, well thought out one so far IMHO
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 10:50 pm
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:54 pm to
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I forget the rest of the poem
But Mississippi States sucks balls.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42620 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:01 pm to
Word of BYE coming to town
made everyone frown

they think they can win
but they look mighty thin

we prepped night day
thinking we'd have our way

but when the game was a go
BYE was a no show
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:15 pm to
Alabama is red.
Florida is blue.
Whatcha gonna do, brother.
When Driskelmania runs wild on you?

Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:06 pm to
Bump for the day crew
I want to see what they can do
Most of the night poems were poo poo
Cows say moooo moooooo
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:28 pm to
Thursday night, brings wildcat fright
National stage pressures, will cause anal fissures






Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:35 pm to
Coonasses en mass
The hat munching on his cud
Dak's nuts on his face
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:38 pm to
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can fetch and play dead
Wish you could pick up your poo.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46421 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:49 pm to
I felt bad about it
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 12:55 pm
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