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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:32 pm
After turning down our bowl game, which would have increased the payout for the SEC Mizzou is putting the finishing touches on an exciting fresh coaching staff, and the future has never looked brighter in Columbia. We definitely have a promising future ahead with Matt Mauk back in control of the offense (reinstated) who will most certainly improve upon his dominating 17-5 record under our new QB guru Josh Heupel.(turned Sam Bradford into a 1st round pick ) Being Mizzoumade means something to Maty Mauk, and it's refreshing to see QB(s) who stick with it and don't quit on their program. Anyways just wanted to say thanks for our cut, and have a wonderful Christmas while we enjoy our all expenses paid vacation on the backs of every other team in the SEC minus Vandy and Kentucky of course! 
This post was edited on 12/19/15 at 12:34 pm
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:35 pm to Blue October
Your football program is as garbage as your university is politically correct.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:38 pm to Blue October
Paragraphs and such.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:40 pm to icwiener
The SEC was definitely down this season
Mizzou down = SEC East being down
SECEast down = SEC being down
SEC West + bowl games = Loss = SEC being down
More East teams in bowls = SEC being up
Mizzou down = SEC East being down
SECEast down = SEC being down
SEC West + bowl games = Loss = SEC being down
More East teams in bowls = SEC being up
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:43 pm to icwiener
1-3.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:44 pm to Blue October
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:46 pm to Mizzou4ever
Cheer up, quoting the Grinch "It's Christmas"™
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:55 pm to Blue October
Mauk is back......................
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:57 pm to KoachKletus
Undefeated vs. UT
3-0
3-0
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:58 pm to Blue October
you lost your best assistant
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:25 pm to Latarian
At least we had the dignity to let our coach walk without showing up at his house unannounced, with crocodile-teared players in tow, begging him to stay.
This post was edited on 12/19/15 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:25 pm to Blue October
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Check in here if your school is putting its welfare payment to good use
The most of the rest of the conference isn't on welfare.
We are working over the holidays, a concept you yankee SJWs just don't understand.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:30 pm to Blue October
When Mizzou fans put lipstick on a pig, it's because of meth. True story.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:30 pm to Mizz-SEC
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we had the dignity to let our coach walk without showing up at his house unannounced, with crocodile-teared players in tow, begging him to stay.
If only Bert had the class to allow a player who's been suspended multiple times because of drugs back onto the team. At least your head coach DUI count is back to zero though
This post was edited on 12/19/15 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:30 pm to Blue October
ok, I know which Tigerboarder you are now,
(hows kittycaverns doing btw?)
bet me, Mauk will never start another game at Mizzou.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:32 pm to JustGetItRight
We work when we want, we operate on a championship or bust mentality. Once that wasn't achievable we tanked and decided to regroup for next year. In the mean time we still get paid our full share since we are all equal
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:32 pm to Blue October
I'll just go gump myself
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:40 pm to Blue October
Get out of the SEC.
Worst university, ever.
Ever.
In history.
All recorded history.
And all unrecorded history.
Whole universe.
Galaxy.
Dark stars. Black holes. Stars. Comets. Death Stars.
Go away, vanish into another dimension, not parallel, not perpendicular, not connected in any way.
Of the probability set governing all possible ways USJW could interact with the rest of us, the cardinality of that set must be fundamentally different than ours. No bijective, surjective, or injective function to connect us.
Worst university, ever.
Ever.
In history.
All recorded history.
And all unrecorded history.
Whole universe.
Galaxy.
Dark stars. Black holes. Stars. Comets. Death Stars.
Go away, vanish into another dimension, not parallel, not perpendicular, not connected in any way.
Of the probability set governing all possible ways USJW could interact with the rest of us, the cardinality of that set must be fundamentally different than ours. No bijective, surjective, or injective function to connect us.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 1:54 pm to sullivanct19a
Get out of the SEC.
Worst university, ever.
Ever.
MF'ing this x2 with the GOAT quickness..
Worst university, ever.
Ever.
MF'ing this x2 with the GOAT quickness..
Posted on 12/19/15 at 2:01 pm to mulletproof
I love my blackness
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