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re: Caption this Bret & Jen Bielema PIC...

Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:18 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:18 am to
"Horizontal Stripes fricked me again"
Posted by YStar
Member since Mar 2013
15180 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:19 am to
"I love them!"
"I eat them"
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:20 am to
:beatdeadhorse: :beatdeadhorse: :beatdeadhorse:

This Bert is fat thing just never gets old. Get some new material.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139983 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:23 am to
Shhhh. He's fat. Embrace it. Imagine yourself giving him a calming hug. You've got really long arms, right?
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5443 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:27 am to
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25331 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:30 am to
I'll do anything for pussy...cause I'm fat
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:30 am to
I have eyeballs. I can see he's fat.

Hey guys, "It's a Gus thread. Let's point out an obvious fact! It is so clever."

It's not even a fricking troll. It's just stupid and lazy.

Of course, I don't hear any of you making fun of your own coaches or players that are, also, fat. And I'm 100% positive not a single one of you would call Bret fat to his face.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:32 am to
quote:

I'll do anything for pussy


Short, sweet, and to the point. I like it!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:33 am to
Bert: "I like my dogs with mustard and relish".
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:34 am to
How was this not farked into the pic?

Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139983 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:41 am to
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Hey guys, "It's a Gus thread. Let's point out an obvious fact! It is so clever."


Wait, are we moving on to Gus now? 'cause he ain't fat.

I don't think we have any fat coaches or players. I made fun of Charlie Weis and Boom's crazy eyes his first two year though.

It's not like you to be rustled. I don't think so anyway.

Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19208 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:43 am to
"I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat."

-Bert
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:44 am to
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Hey guys, "It's a Gus thread. Let's point out an obvious fact! It is so clever."


gimmick.

assuming you meant to do that to show the tired responses by fanbases to a coach. But I also wonder if that's not a Freudian slip.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 8:46 am
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:52 am to
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Wait, are we moving on to Gus now? 'cause he ain't fat.



Missed the point on that one. How about...every Auburn thread, imagine if 90% of the comments were, "HUNH!" Or, "Average weight for his age." Or, "former WR."

It contributes absolutely fricking nothing. It's stupid. And it makes an already shitty board such as this even more shitty.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 8:53 am
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:54 am to
quote:

imagine if 90% of the comments were, "HUNH!" Or, "Average weight for his age." Or, "former WR."


I don't have to imagine. Oh you mean imagine if it was that low of a percentage? Yea that'd be better. But add 'next auburn qb' for any other team discipline thread, and gimmick or real man football for any current auburn thread.

So yea...we all deal with it, and your fanbase is one of the worst offenders.

Bert is fat.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 8:55 am
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:56 am to
"That'll be $5000"
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18908 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:57 am to
She likes fat, not money
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 8:58 am to
So we agree that these comments are shitty and contribute nothing to the board and, in fact, make this an unbearable place to try to talk about football?
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:00 am to
quote:

So we agree that these comments are shitty and contribute nothing to the board and, in fact, make this an unbearable place to try to talk about football?


I thought we all came to this conclusion in 2010?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
4067 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:05 am to
I think we've got a fat one here boys.
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