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Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:11 pm
Posted by BlackMagicCock
Charleston
Member since Oct 2008
93 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:11 pm


JM: "I hate to ask this but can you get me Stephen Garcia's autograph?"
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:13 pm to
HAB U HURD OF SECRANT DEY TALK BOUT US
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46511 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:13 pm to
"Sorry, what was your name again?"
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:14 pm to
JM: "Ok, let me repeat that back to you - to get to "Big Knockers Gentlemen's Club" I take a left, another left, and a right..."
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:18 pm to
JM: "So you're telling me purple drank doesn't give you a hangover?"
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 11:19 pm
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:19 pm to
Just think, we could be teammates next year!
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

"Sorry, what was your name again?"


c'mon manm Clowney knows who is, he just told him he'd punch him in the mouth yesterday.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:22 pm to
"How much money does my dad have to give you for you NOT to punch me in the mouth?"
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:24 pm to
JM: "Yeah I had a few white bitches from South Carolina, but the best ones are still from Texas."
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:27 pm to
JM: So you don't go to bars or tweet? But that's what every 20 year old does
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:29 pm to
Jizz Jar: "So what you're telling me is that you have never eaten the worm from the bottom of a tequila bottle after chugging the whole thing??
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:50 pm to
quote:


HAB U HURD OF SECRANT DEY TALK BOUT US


I am certain JFF at least knows of the Rant.

Know for a fact he knows TexAgs
Posted by jfran23
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
1339 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 12:54 am to
JC: prepare thy arse
Posted by jfran23
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
1339 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 12:56 am to
JM: Dude I'm the lebron James of football you can't touch this!

JC: did you wat I did to that poor poor Michigan kid? Youre next,
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13995 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 1:13 am to
"Dude, you really think you can catch my cracka arse? You trippin'"
Posted by BulioBones
Southcentral Louisiana State
Member since Feb 2011
363 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 1:41 am to
Johnny Football: So I plan on drinking 21 beers and doing a line off an A&M cheerleader as I watch you play Bama in the SECC. It's cool though, I'll be 21.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 6:53 am to
JM: *tosses keys*..."Park it close."

JC: *eats keys*
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 7:07 am to
JM: Yo Momma.
JC: Wut?
JM: I didn't stutter.
Posted by atlau
Member since Oct 2012
5264 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Johnny Football: So I plan on drinking 21 beers and doing a line off an A&M yell leader as I watch you play Bama in the SECC. It's cool though, I'll be 21.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 7/18/13 at 8:59 am to
"My dreads have more swag than your threads, lunch meat"
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