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Can you imagine the meltdowns if Saban retires, and Kirby goes to the Falcons?

Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:32 am
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:32 am
Both fan bases will be in here proclaiming:

"We can have any coach we want with a phone call. (Insert Bama/UGA here) will have to take our leftovers."

Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11919 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:36 am to
Neither will even think about calling Fat Boy.
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:38 am to
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Neither will even think about calling Fat Boy.

Mark Mangino is out of coaching.

If one school hires a coach first, either of you will scream. "His agent reached out to us first, but we were not interested."

Posted by GhostOfFreedom
Member since Jan 2021
11683 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:39 am to
The fantasies all the other fan bases have dreaming that Kirby is leaving is funny.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42392 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:39 am to
Steve Spurrier to UGA
Bob Stoops or Urban Meyer to Bama
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16143 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:40 am to
Saban isn't retiring. Period.
Posted by Gman84
Member since Aug 2021
681 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:45 am to
Fast forward to 2030…will see the same wishful posts from desperate fan bases
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:49 am to
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Fat Boy


We hear a lot of "Heupel is fat" jokes on this board.

Josh has lost a lot of weight...A LOT



Now, let's talk about this fat bastard. Where did his neck go?



Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9181 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:54 am to





Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4132 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:55 am to
In true UTk fashion he probably cheated weight loss with a GLP-1
Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
1206 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:09 am to
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We hear a lot of "Heupel is fat" jokes

That’s because he’s a walking warning for diabetes
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22221 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:10 am to
You’re broken
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:14 am to
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That’s because he’s a walking warning for diabetes


Heupel has lost a lot weight, you imbecile.

Matter of fact, if you gained an IQ point for every pound Josh lost, you might be close to normal intelligence.
Posted by bigdawg7780
SC
Member since Oct 2013
2789 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:14 am to
If Kirby leaves you get to deal with mostly the same staff with Glenn Schumann as head coach we will still beat your arse.
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:15 am to
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You’re broken


"He is a makin' fun of us...we done broke him....duh huh..."

What a fricking idiot.
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
8429 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:16 am to
and Heupel to the Titans
Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
1206 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:18 am to
Sounds like someone has a crush on their coach, That’s so sweet
This post was edited on 1/10/24 at 9:26 am
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4132 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Sounds like someone has a crush on their coach, That’s so sweet


He probably administers his once a week Ozempic shot.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16143 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Fast forward to 2030…will see the same wishful posts from desperate fan bases


They've been praying Saban would leave since 2007, and they'll be doing the same for Kirby for the foreseeable future.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7259 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:30 am to
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Steve Spurrier to UGA


OH HELL NO!!!
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