re: Butt Hurt on the Bayou

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go back to the Rant

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This is the Rant

Remember when Auburn beat LSU in Tiger Stadium? Nope. You weren't born yet.

This would be better if Auburn hadn't just scraped by Jacksonville State in Overtime.

You also remember LSU had a shitty offense in 2014 so you bragging about that isn't saying much.

Do you even have a live tiger mascot bro?

Since we are entertaining ourselves this week in preparation for Auburn - LSU lets look at the message board traffic from the Auburn faithful from Week 2 (copied from Bama 24/7 site, hahaha)

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6 in the country my arse...

What year is it? Did I wake up in 2012?

Glad we have this new screen so that the fans can see how shitty we're doing IN ULTRA HUGE HIGH DEF!!!

Good Lord, Jeremy Johnson better learn to play school, cause he sure as hell isn't gonna be playing quarterback much longer

literally shove a lit sparkler up my dick hole.

So I just got done sitting my liver down and having a talk with him. I told him I was going to need him to work some extra hours this season. No... I can't pay him overtime, but I let him know he's an integral part of the team this season.


frick this shite we shouldn't even be ranked. I was willing to forget last week if we could come out and quickly bury an FCS TEAM but nope frick this.


Team chaos has demanded a sacrifice...Auburn has volunteered!


Anyone who ranks us next week should be shot. Survivors shot again.


At least our new trees will stay safe until the winter cold comes in.


At what point does Gus pull JJ? I don't think we will all season. Pull him now. JJ, if you are on your smart phone reading his now, pull yourself.


Somewhere, Kiehl Frazier is nodding...


If JJ is in next series, then he and Gus are lovers. No other explanation


So...hard...not...to...completely...melt...must...resist...


Malzahn Chizzed us, boys. Look forward to paying him off for the next five years.


If Muschamp can't save our defense who can?


If not for cuss-words, I'd be speechless.


Jeremy Johnson is overrated. Auburn is overrated. Gus Malzahn and Rhett Lashley are WAY overrated. We all need to be ready for the hell we're going to catch next week. This is beyond embarrassing.


JJ shouldn't have the weight of the world on his shoulders. He should have the weight of his arse on the bench.


I've had it. Gus is a moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should be fired for this game alone.


At least we know we're bad now, and the rest of the season won't be as stressful worrying about making the playoffs.


Someone tell me this is a nightmare


Sometimes a little logic, common sense and reality is good. We have a fraud as a HC (he was a good OC though).


Now we definitely know that Auburn is better when flying under the radar. I never want to be pre season ranked again.


Can Auburn beat anyone in the SEC on our schedule? I'm being serious.


What's the buyout?


Please....Chip Kelly?


I'm going to get a lot done this fall. I'll be damned if I watch this garbage Malzahn is putting on the field. Seriously time to think about firing him.


How many quarterbacks has malzahn had that he recruited that have been good? He has had success with transfers but what about the guys he recruited?


Can't wait to see how the sunshine pumpers spin this.


Auburn needs to bow up to the SEC and tell them no more 11:00 starts. Let Vandy play 11:00. And we just need to never schedule another FCS team. It's only a chance for embarrassment...


I doubt we win another game this year. UK and Idaho should be close games, though.

What a bunch of pussies

#5 apparently has a very liberal concept of blocking which mostly consists of staring at defenders and playfully gesturing that might make contact with them

oh my fricking god

God damn I miss nick Marshall

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Thanks Gumps for this entertaining inspirational message!

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This board is going to be so quiet when LSU is running through Auburn's line like soup through a fork.

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Apparently you have no idea how this board works.

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