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re: Broke's SEC Poem Thread

Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by ACL11190
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:33 pm to
:notmad:
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:34 pm to
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I'll see if my photoshop wizard will make an Alabama one for ya




you must be talking bout the one who made your sig...





ok, thats the last time, i promise


Posted by chilld28
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:38 pm to
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ACL11190
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:38 pm to
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:notmad:





:whew: you had me worried
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:39 pm to
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chilld28




not cool.....
Posted by Broke
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:42 pm to
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emasculated


Ice, I have no idea what this big word means brah.
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:42 pm to
All of you.....gay. Aggies will fit right in.
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:43 pm to
A&M:

They pretend like we want you, our coaches and presidents
But to the SEC fans, your suck is still evident

No matter what you say, you're not SEC
Where you should play is far beyond me

Maybe a pasture, filled up with cows
Or some other farm animal that you could delouse

We hate your school, we don't want it around
We won't let you run our rep into the ground

So from the SEC, all our fans shout
"You're still the Longhorn's little brother, without any doubt"

This post was edited on 9/26/11 at 3:45 pm
Posted by ACL11190
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by Broke
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:44 pm to
You gots skillz son. Where have you been all my life. And please don't post that back channel stuff. SMOOCHES
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:45 pm to
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You gots skillz son. Where have you been all my life. And please don't post that back channel stuff. SMOOCHES

Posted by Broke
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:46 pm to
I gotta google emasculated real quick. Be back.
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:46 pm to
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All of you.....gay. Aggies will fit right in.




I am NOT gay, just ask broke...wait
Posted by Broke
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:48 pm to
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Emasculation is the removal of the genitalia (castration) of a male, notably the penis and/or the testicles.


Ice, I think this happened to Tds and Beer. But I am not willing to look to confirm.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:48 pm to
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Ice

I think Bella's got it handled.


quote:

chill

You done gone and made him mad

quote:

rb

YES!Thanks darlin'!
That was fantastic!
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:49 pm to
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I gotta google emasculated real quick. Be back.


It means your sack was ripped from your body. You know, like your wife did to you when you said "I Do".


quote:

I am NOT gay, just ask broke...wait


Yea....def gay.
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:49 pm to
No problem. I spit flows, guh.
Posted by LemonCoolers
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:49 pm to
We’re Ole Miss and we suck huge balls.
Dan Merlins has our number so we’re drunk and crying against a wall.

Colonel Reb Black Bear Hotty Toddy gawd dern!
Another mascot and we’ll have more than Aw-burn.

The fan base wants the village idiot Boone’s hide.
One more loss to Vandy and I swear I’ll commit suicide.

The Right Rev Nutt’s play calling has got me so depressed.
Exactly how do you file a FOIA request?

If we lose to LaTech, this coaching crew needs to get to steppin
By the way, isn’t Jordan Jefferson in need of some heppin?



This was therapeutic
Posted by rbWarEagle
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:50 pm to
Well done.
Posted by ThunderCock69
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:50 pm to
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Ice, I think this happened to Tds and Beer. But I am not willing to look to confirm

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