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Bret Bielema seems like a cool dude
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:49 am
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:49 am
Someone you'd like to drink with. Maybe go to the strip club with. He seems like the type to be crushing up blow in his truck on the way to an 8 o'clock tee time and calling you a puss if you choose not to partake. After Les Miles called a retard timeout last night with :12 seconds on the clock, Bielema called an out route and picked up a first down stopping the clock in order to rub that mercy knee in. How awesome was that? He chose to go for the win in OT against Ole Miss and converted. The mans nuts would fit comfortably in a wheelbarrow. He just doesn't give a frick about anything. My favorite coach in the league
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:51 am to PorkRoast
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Who's Bret?
Les Miles' dad.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:51 am to Dustin Johnson
Bert seems like the type of guy who's hogging the waffle station at the holiday inn right now
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:52 am to Dustin Johnson
Can you imagine a hot petite lil woman having to frick that!?
DAMN! Lol
DAMN! Lol
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:52 am to Dustin Johnson
Could you imagine a fishing trip with him and Miles together? Would be a helluva good time.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:53 am to Box Geauxrilla
Asking for whipped cream when it's not even laid out on the spread. He goes as far as having someone call the manager about it
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:53 am to Dustin Johnson
Someone you'd like to drink with. - Check
Maybe go to the strip club with. - Check
He seems like the type to be crushing up blow in his truck on the way to an 8 o'clock tee time - Check
Calling you a puss- I would whip his fat arse
Maybe go to the strip club with. - Check
He seems like the type to be crushing up blow in his truck on the way to an 8 o'clock tee time - Check
Calling you a puss- I would whip his fat arse
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:55 am to Dustin Johnson
I think you may have accurately described CBB and Bill Clinton all in the same paragraph.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:56 am to WhitewaterDawg
She's sexy and could've married into money regardless. That fat arse apparently has some game. He is good at everything.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:01 am to Dustin Johnson
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The mans nuts would fit comfortably in a wheelbarrow.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:03 am to Dustin Johnson
Does his wife Jen enjoy a open relationship?
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:05 am to Dustin Johnson
Smashing that lil arse on G5's
BERT FOR PRESIDENT
BERT FOR PRESIDENT
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:13 am to Dustin Johnson
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That fat arse apparently has some game.
When he was first hired and I got a look at his wife my first thought was, well he can obviously recruit!
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:14 am to WhitewaterDawg
Arkansas should be 8-2
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:16 am to Dustin Johnson
As I said in another thread, he comes across as much more likable with the scraggly beard. He needs to keep that look.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:16 am to Dustin Johnson
Man the stomach on that dude, damn!! My wife knows nothing about football and asked me last night. "Wait, that is his wife?"
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:17 am to Dustin Johnson
Yes they should be. They also could have completely fallen apart like many teams do when they lose games they should have won. But Bert kept them together...there's some coaching going on there folks.
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:18 am to arkiebrian
The Dan Enos hire has proven to be a good one. He's a really good play caller
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