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Bret Bielema seems like a cool dude

Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:49 am
Posted by Dustin Johnson
Member since Nov 2015
1350 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:49 am
Someone you'd like to drink with. Maybe go to the strip club with. He seems like the type to be crushing up blow in his truck on the way to an 8 o'clock tee time and calling you a puss if you choose not to partake. After Les Miles called a retard timeout last night with :12 seconds on the clock, Bielema called an out route and picked up a first down stopping the clock in order to rub that mercy knee in. How awesome was that? He chose to go for the win in OT against Ole Miss and converted. The mans nuts would fit comfortably in a wheelbarrow. He just doesn't give a frick about anything. My favorite coach in the league
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:50 am to
Who's Bret?
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Who's Bret?


Les Miles' dad.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19116 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:51 am to
Bert seems like the type of guy who's hogging the waffle station at the holiday inn right now
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:52 am to
Can you imagine a hot petite lil woman having to frick that!?

DAMN! Lol
Posted by Crimson Mafia IIIX
Huntsville
Member since Feb 2011
3656 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:52 am to
Could you imagine a fishing trip with him and Miles together? Would be a helluva good time.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46340 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:52 am to
I agree
Posted by Dustin Johnson
Member since Nov 2015
1350 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:53 am to
Asking for whipped cream when it's not even laid out on the spread. He goes as far as having someone call the manager about it
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:53 am to
Someone you'd like to drink with. - Check

Maybe go to the strip club with. - Check

He seems like the type to be crushing up blow in his truck on the way to an 8 o'clock tee time - Check

Calling you a puss- I would whip his fat arse
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:55 am to
I think you may have accurately described CBB and Bill Clinton all in the same paragraph.
Posted by Dustin Johnson
Member since Nov 2015
1350 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 9:56 am to
She's sexy and could've married into money regardless. That fat arse apparently has some game. He is good at everything.
Posted by Hogtomistic
Member since Nov 2015
35 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:01 am to
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The mans nuts would fit comfortably in a wheelbarrow.

Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:03 am to
Does his wife Jen enjoy a open relationship?
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:05 am to
Smashing that lil arse on G5's

BERT FOR PRESIDENT
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:13 am to
quote:

That fat arse apparently has some game.

When he was first hired and I got a look at his wife my first thought was, well he can obviously recruit!
Posted by Dustin Johnson
Member since Nov 2015
1350 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:14 am to
Arkansas should be 8-2
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33922 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:16 am to
As I said in another thread, he comes across as much more likable with the scraggly beard. He needs to keep that look.
Posted by Nissanmaxima
Member since Feb 2006
14928 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:16 am to
Man the stomach on that dude, damn!! My wife knows nothing about football and asked me last night. "Wait, that is his wife?"
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:17 am to
Yes they should be. They also could have completely fallen apart like many teams do when they lose games they should have won. But Bert kept them together...there's some coaching going on there folks.
Posted by Dustin Johnson
Member since Nov 2015
1350 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 10:18 am to
The Dan Enos hire has proven to be a good one. He's a really good play caller
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