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re: BREAKING: SEC Offenses are fricked

Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Key is a beast. Garrett is a pussy.

/thread


Not much to debate hear.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:36 pm to
I agree, the shop is a bit lame, but directionally it does raise a big question about whether he will be fit enough to play... doesn't it? Are you saying you have NO questions about his physical condition after being out of the program for 6 months? If so, you LSU people sure live with the blinders on don't you?


This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 2:59 pm
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:38 pm to


quote:

AuburnTigers


quote:

Wait...12 sacks is LSU's record? How pathetic is that.


Auburn fans are the worst. Your leading sack artist was Nick Fairly in 2010

with.........12 SACKS. dumb shite.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15878 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:44 pm to
What was Derrick Thomas's record? Like 30 or some crazy shite.
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

What was Derrick Thomas's record? Like 30 or some crazy shite


Derrick Thomas (Alabama) recorded 27 sacks in 1988, but the NCAA did not start collecting official defensive statistics until 2000.

So the official leader is Terrell Suggs from Arizona state with 24.

But I am sure Bama adds it to there list of make believe shite.
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 12:59 pm to
Is it make believe if it, you know...actually happened?
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17585 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:02 pm to
Arden Key stats against Bama 2016

Tackles

TOT SOLO SACKS TFL PD QB HUR TD
5 2 0 .05 0 0 0


His arse is up to 264, only thing that looks to be fricked this year
are cheeseburgers.
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 1:03 pm
Posted by DeathPenalty
H-Town
Member since Apr 2016
399 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

BREAKING: SEC Offenses are fricked


Cam Cameron is coordinating all SEC teams offenses?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95188 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:03 pm to
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What was this guy on? Herb? Ganja? china white? dope? white horse? zip? flake? toot? angel dust? rocket fuel? uppers? bikers coffee?
Red Bull and straight anabolic roids.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:06 pm to
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LSU and make believe

It isn't good for LSU fans to use the expression "make believe."

LSU makes believe about a lot. Since LSU never got to play in a Rose Bowl, the fans make belive it doesn't exist and all those Alabama National Championships decided in the Rose Bowl don't count.

Oh... I know... LSU - "make believe" - that is what they do, and some even believe they crossed the 50-yard line. It is ok, boys will be boys.
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 1:07 pm
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:10 pm to
How to catch a Bama Fan

1. start topic about your own school
2. oops... mention bama in a comment
3. watch and laugh at there butt hurt.

Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Still upset that Tim Williams dropped in the draft?


When did I ever say I was upset over him dropping?

Oh. You're just making shite up to make yourself feel better. Gotcha.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

...there butt hurt.

Their teacher said they're over there. But you didn't listen did you?
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 1:16 pm
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:18 pm to
LOL at everyone on the rant caring so much about grammer.

on phone. dont care
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

y u do dis


Because he's an alter...
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

y u do dis


Because he's an alter...
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:21 pm to
one could say everyone one the rant is an alter
Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:22 pm to
12 is the LSU record for sacks in a season.
Posted by LSUBeaux88
New York
Member since Sep 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

one could say everyone one the rant is an alter


a crap.. another typing error.. I am ruined.
Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Derrick Thomas (Alabama) recorded 27 sacks in 1988


quote:

But I am sure Bama adds it to there list of make believe shite.


You admit it happened, but then call it make believe. That is very confusing logic.
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