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Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:20 am
Posted by super egg
Jacksonville Fl
Member since Oct 2012
560 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:20 am
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Firts off, I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.

The rest of you, If you could take a moment to remove the collective beef sticks of LSU, Bama, Florida, SC, UT, and Georgia out of your throats, I will continue this statement (I realize its hard to hear with all that slurping noise).

We are THE TEXAS AGGIES, we dont bow down to anybody. This SECSEC junk you are all spouting makes me sick. How about rooting our team on and cheering Aggie accomplishments. WE, the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference. We have embarked on a new journey, yes, an exciting one. But lets get thing straight, we do more for the SEC than it does for us. the next time you "ags" drop to your knees and try to swab the sec huevos, while throating their chorizo, remember these things:

1. We Bring more than just a sliver of the TV's in east Texas, we bring the bulk of Texas tv's.

2. TV's = Money. we bring more money to this conference than anybody but Florida, and thats a big maybe

3. Academic Prestige. Yes I am aware of Vandy, the combination of Vandy and Texas A&M makes the SEC a academic force. with out us, it was just a bunch of simpletons leaning on the brain cells of Vanderbilt.

4. Traveling fans. We travel, we spend money, lots of it. After this weekend business owners in Starkville will be asking why the Ags to the SEC hadn't happened years ago.

5. Women. Yes, our women are the finest of the lot. deal with it hicks

Ags, stop boot licking. You make us look like fools.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5600 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:22 am to
quote:

WE, the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference

:alter:
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:22 am to
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:22 am to
You should first get the Shaggy Bevo dong out your arse before looking like a little bitch
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.

Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Firts

its First

But Damn fine Rant....

Personally I like aTm
now go have a cup of coffee and breath...
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66834 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am to
you're going to fit in real well around here fAggie.

quote:

We are THE TEXAS AGGIES


means nothing.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am
Posted by minor
Member since Aug 2012
656 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Yes, our women are the finest of the lot


Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40891 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:25 am to
quote:

We are THE TEXAS AGGIES

I could have sworn that Texas was the Longhorns?
Posted by omrebelfan20
27-24 Corndog Blvd
Member since Sep 2012
4845 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:25 am to
Did y'all ever win 8 games even in the little 12? i know shermanator sure didn't
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33068 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:25 am to
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:26 am to
Somebody call Mexico and see if they're still interested in getting their hellhole back.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31956 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Firts off


not a good firts impression boy
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44025 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Firts off, I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.

For the life of me, I cannot imagine whose sock this is.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:27 am to
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:28 am to
quote:

After this weekend business owners in Starkville will be asking why the Ags to the SEC hadn't happened years ago.


I think you're confused.

eta: I just saw Starkville and immediately went there. Didn't realize this was a troll. Carry on.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:29 am
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28340 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:28 am to
(no message)
This post was edited on 3/10/21 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66834 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:28 am to
quote:

the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference.



some very questionable homosexual traditions.
Posted by omrebelfan20
27-24 Corndog Blvd
Member since Sep 2012
4845 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:29 am to
And what does starkville have to do with this weekend. you will be going to oxford Einstein.. Brains??
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22012 posts
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:29 am to
fix your subject title, asshat...
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