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re: Bert with an interesting SEC MD quote
Posted on 7/15/15 at 3:53 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Posted on 7/15/15 at 3:53 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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hink she's a rocket scientist or something
She used to handle flesh rockets, for money.
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Posted on 7/15/15 at 3:56 pm to Vols&Shaft83
And she still does. Kudos to fat Bert for having the best smelling fingers in the SEC to sniff on his drive to work.
This post was edited on 7/15/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 7/15/15 at 3:59 pm to kilo
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Wasnt she a prostitute before marrying Bert?
wrong Jen, this is not the "Jen" that carried you around for 9 months
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:01 pm to Steam
It's a shame that Arkansas and aggy have a rivalry. They are essentially the same school, except Arkansas takes it to Texas much more regularly and they aren't led by a dog (or a hog surprisingly), they opted for a human. Unorthodox, but I like it.
This post was edited on 7/15/15 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:01 pm to Steam
Miles must be the Ron Jeremy of that move.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:04 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Jen got it good that night
Jen definitely got it that night. But do you really think this guy
can give it good to anyone?Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:05 pm to CCTider
You're thinking about this way too much
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:06 pm to crescentcity
Weird dude. Good looking wife, a little erotic.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:07 pm to Steam
Even in a quote that has nothing to do with a&m you somehow found a way. 
All aggie. All the time.
All aggie. All the time.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:13 pm to betweenthebara
Quote had "Texas" and "erotic" in it... How could you not think of Aggie?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:17 pm to betweenthebara
Yeah it's pretty sad he felt the need to bring us up. LSU we just aren't that into you
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:18 pm to Steam
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Quote had "Texas" and "erotic" in it... How could an LSU fan not think of Aggie?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:19 pm to Old Sarge
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LSU fan was breathing, how could LSU fan not think of Aggie
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:26 pm to betweenthebara
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Even in a quote that has nothing to do with a&m you somehow found a way.
That's like saying Jeb Bush has "nothing to do with [George W. Bush]." There is a relationship there. Everyone but aggy sees it.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:26 pm to Old Sarge
You're acting like you don't constantly bring us up in threads that have nothing to do with LSU... Glass houses
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:35 pm to kilo
quote:She was a gold digger before marrying BB. Now she's got a very weathy, horny Hawg on her hands.
Wasnt she a prostitute before marrying Bert?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 4:46 pm to Steam
Bert finds kneeling young men erotic? Jen's not a whore, she's a beard.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:15 pm to Steam
I love that beautiful fat bastard.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:16 pm to Steam
But not Golden Corral full chub.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:22 pm to Steam
Let's just take a moment to just enjoy Bert's quote. It was a pretty fantastic bowl game performance, he earned it.
Magnificent bastard
Magnificent bastard
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