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re: Being gay is the least embarrassing thing about Michael Sam.

Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:02 pm to
Gay thread is gay.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9634 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:02 pm to
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The good news is that his career as a flight attendant can start immediately.


Good shite.
Posted by Fins up
Star, Ms
Member since Nov 2013
645 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by Wtodd on 6/22/15 at 11:46 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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Says he still wants to play football

Is there a 2 hand touch league?

Would you want those 2 hands touching on you?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54628 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:05 pm to
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That seems to be what he really wants.


I was going to say dick, but publicity is probably on the list too.
Posted by Dawg in Beaumont
Athens
Member since Jan 2012
4494 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:09 pm to
scrooster usually starts the constant Michael Sam threads. That's not a compliment, OP.
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 12:10 pm
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4391 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:15 pm to
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quote:


Being gay is the least embarrassing thing about Michael Sam




What's embarrassing about it in the slightest?
eternal damnation is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:18 pm to
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Fins up

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Would you want those 2 hands touching on you?

Hell no but I'm not gay or a mob boss' son
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:21 pm to
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I was going to say dick, but publicity is probably on the list too.


good point, maybe a gay sex tape 'leaked' on the internet would be the ultimate.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:25 pm to
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maybe a gay sex tape 'leaked' on the internet would be the ultimate.


I met the guy who made a fortune on some celebrity sex tapes in the past. I am gonna go out on a limb and say this would not be a big seller as no females would have been harmed in the making of said video.

Guys may buy woman on woman sex tapes but is there a market to women for guy on guy sex?
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:29 pm to
The viewers would have to be other gay guys I would think.

A friend was telling me about this hot girls wanted documentary she watched on netflix the other day. Evidently some twisted freaks like to watch men shove things up girls so hard and far that they puke and they call that a forced blowjob. If some folks are that twisted then surely there's plenty who would just like regular men on men.
Posted by STL_MIZ
Member since Jul 2014
168 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:43 pm to
maybe the most embarrassing thing is that he was the better than every other defensive player in the sorry conference in 2013
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119080 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:43 pm to
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He was a fringe player to begin with, no one will take him after he quit.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:57 pm to
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maybe the most embarrassing thing is that he was the better than every other defensive player in the sorry conference in 2013



Why does no one use this rhetoric for Tebow? Oh, right, most of us are smart enough to realize that the best players in college don't always translate to the NFL. Carry on...
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 12:59 pm to
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Why does no one use this rhetoric for Tebow?


Because he never came out officially when he was in college?

Posted by STL_MIZ
Member since Jul 2014
168 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 1:05 pm to
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quote:
maybe the most embarrassing thing is that he was the better than every other defensive player in the sorry conference in 2013


Why does no one use this rhetoric for Tebow? Oh, right, most of us are smart enough to realize that the best players in college don't always translate to the NFL. Carry on...


Because my post had nothing to do with the NFL? It was about how if Sam is so embarrassing, then ya'll must be just disgraced that he dominated you for a whole season
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79025 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 1:12 pm to
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It was about how if Sam is so embarrassing, then ya'll must be just disgraced that he dominated you for a whole season


Surprisingly you guys aren't embarrassed by his erratic behavior. All schools aside of Harvard, have players that don't make the transition to the NFL well. I'm bi-curious to know if he'll go down as as among the worst NFL's busts before even playing a down.
Posted by STL_MIZ
Member since Jul 2014
168 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 1:21 pm to
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Surprisingly you guys aren't embarrassed by his erratic behavior. All schools aside of Harvard, have players that don't make the transition to the NFL well. I'm bi-curious to know if he'll go down as as among the worst NFL's busts before even playing a down.


Calling a 7th round pick (almost the last pick in the draft), a bust is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. That's like calling the #1 overall pick a "steal"
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69901 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 1:25 pm to
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Calling a 7th round pick (almost the last pick in the draft), a bust is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. That's like calling the #1 overall pick a "steal"




Was only drafted to make money on the jersey sales.



Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 1:26 pm to
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This thread seems embarrassing gay, you should be ashamed

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Who the frick cares?

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This thread is gonna be great.





yea he is gay and he is also not real bright either.. but does that really make him a bad person?

you decide.


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The good news is that his career as a flight attendant can start immediately.


unfortunately that might be his best bet.... from SEC POTY to pushing a cart on a Delta flight..


quote:

quote:
ya'll must be just disgraced that he dominated you for a whole season



and yet the Sam-rustling continues..
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 1:31 pm
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 6/22/15 at 1:29 pm to
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ya'll must be just disgraced that he dominated you for a whole season


I wonder how much him being on the field affected opposing offenses. Like would a RB juke left just to get a little further away from Sam? I know these players are "semi professionals" but they're still people and some people are super homophobic. RB might be afraid he'll get wood if Sam tackles him.

(in the dog pile)
Johnny Football: "alright, read option. let's go baby!"

(get's tackled. now in dog pile.)

Johnny Football: "arrghh get off me frickers...Hey! who's grabbing my junk!?"

Michael Sam: "not me." *snicker*

Johnny Football: "noooooooo."


THAT'S why gays shouldn't play football. For Johnny's sake.
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