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Behold. In approx 24 Hours The Great Dickriding Event of 2015 will be upon us.

Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78353 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:12 pm
By the time you go to bed tomorrow night gentle readers, the shite-stirring and verbal reprisals between our most credentialed member Alabama, and our newest and eagerest member, Aggie will be over. Either Alabama or Aggie will emerge victorious. Who wins is not important. What is important, is that for the rest of the year, the two schools will engage in the greatest Dickriding campaign of 2015. Mutual admiration and respect will flow forth, the two will join hands and defend the honor of the other against all-comers, until the 2015 season is over. It will be a veritable mutual admiration society and an SEC love story for the ages. Regardless of who wins, let the Man-Love begin.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:13 pm to
Troll


LSU fans will have to get off of Bama's dick before anyone else can be there
This post was edited on 10/16/15 at 4:14 pm
Posted by 9th life
birmingham
Member since Sep 2009
7310 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:14 pm to
I usually enjoy your posts. and this one is no exception. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:16 pm to
The Great Bama Dick Is Ready!
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14776 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:18 pm to
It's really true A&M fans turn in to such little bitches after the Bama game every year
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:18 pm to
You might not like the delivery, but you that man speaks the truth.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:18 pm to
Bama is a great team with the best coach of this generation. Until Saban leaves, they're always going to be the litmus test for the west.

I hope we beat them, but mostly I hope both teams have an injury free game and have good seasons outside this game.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:19 pm to
There is a special bond with sharing the Greatest Head Coach in College Football History.

Of course I speak of Dennis Franchione.
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
12920 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:27 pm to


Appropriate use of emoticons
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:31 pm to
LSU is the fat girl in the back jealous of the hot chicks dickriding in the front.

This is getting weird.
Posted by mattgr1983
Austin, Tx
Member since Oct 2012
2434 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Bama is a great team with the best coach of this generation. Until Saban leaves, they're always going to be the litmus test for the west. I hope we beat them, but mostly I hope both teams have an injury free game and have good seasons outside this game.


Oh shite. It is already starting.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19202 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:35 pm to
This could easily be about the legion of LSU fans that are going to turn their collective brown eye into a pile of hamburger meat as they dickride Bama for all they are worth in hopes of Aggy loss. Similar to a jockey riding Affirm to a finsih line.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24101 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:42 pm to
Just go ahead and make this Bama's theme song...

Do you wanna ride?
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:42 pm to
On the eve of LSU's biggest game of the season so far and you're thinking about both Bama and A&M.
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:46 pm to
Maybe we don't see the UF game the same way Gators do....


Gata Super Bowl!
Posted by Fratigerguy
Member since Jan 2014
4741 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:46 pm to
You're an idiot. Most LSU fans actually know football. We know that a Bama loss benefits us better. The beat down of aggy in tiger stadium is a given. We would much rather that game cushion on the tide this year, considering they have had our number for the past few years. So, as much as it pains us, an aggy victory is best case scenario. No...scratch that. Best case scenario is that the aggy comes out, and they forget them imploded the stadium last year, and that have wired that bitch up and do it again at halftime this year, but you get the point.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24101 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

On the eve of LSU's biggest game of the season so far and you're thinking about both Bama and A&M.




1.) Uf isn't LSU's biggest game.

2.) This Bama dick is so good, everyone wants a ride. But don't worry. There's plenty of dick for everyone.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:51 pm to
I said it was their biggest game of the season so far.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Maybe we don't see the UF game the same way Gators do....


Gata Super Bowl!

Your posts disagree.
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 10/16/15 at 5:04 pm to
Not sure what you're talking about... I am watching The 2010 game. Sorry we made Urbs quit on Florida.

You could tell he was ready to go in some of these later games.
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