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Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?

Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:36 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:36 pm




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My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias "Joey Freshwater". My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming "he gets that a lot". "Freshwater" ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn't in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of "Joey Freshwater" and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:37 pm to
Pimp daddy Kiff
Posted by 1999
Where I be
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:38 pm to
Even better than Ron Mexico.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:39 pm to
What's the quote from?
Posted by stout
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:39 pm to
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And have you seen Kiffin's wife...why would you cheat on that


quote:

Because Lane Kiffin doesn't like committing to certain things for too long.



This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 4:42 pm
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:40 pm to
You would think he could have come up with a more believable name for his alias.
Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:41 pm to
This is the dumbest shite posted on tRant today.. and that is an accomplishment...

Kiffin could walk into any college bar in America and be recognized before he got up to the bar. He's not going around trying to pick up girls under aliases..


He's banging secretaries...
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:41 pm to
That name is fricking awesome!
Posted by chizhead
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:42 pm to
funny stuff, but the rumor is false
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:43 pm to
But it doesn't seem like a name that an actual human being would have. Who has ever heard "Freshwater" as a last name?
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

by chizhead
funny stuff, but the rumor is false


You're an idiot. Go to the Bama board and do research before you start firing off.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:44 pm to
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Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?


Welcome to rumors flying around 2 hours ago.
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:45 pm to
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Who has ever heard "Freshwater" as a last name?




LINK
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:45 pm to
Joey Freshwater...... Still awesome!

Posted by allin2010
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:48 pm to
quote:


Welcome to rumors flying around 2 hours ago.



A whole 2 hours?

I didn't say it was breaking news, dummy

Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Rhino5

Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?
quote:
by chizhead
funny stuff, but the rumor is false

You're an idiot. Go to the Bama board and do research before you start firing off.


Which rumor is he an idiot for saying is false? Kiffin banging Saban's daughter, the wife of a New Orleans booster, the office fax girl...or becoming the new head coach at Illinois?

And we should all go to a Bama message board to "research"? Yeah...because we all remember how that whole Cam Newton thing played out.

Jeez...some of you people have the IQ of a turnip.

Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:51 pm to
There are Bammers on this board and others that are admitting this has been hidden since before the season.
Posted by chizhead
Member since Sep 2012
1048 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:56 pm to
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There are Bammers on this board and others that are admitting this has been hidden since before the season
you are sporting a picture of Donald trump and you call me an idiot
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26953 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Rhino5

Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?
There are Bammers on this board and others that are admitting this has been hidden since before the season.



Are you really this fricking stupid? Get a clue, dipshit...your fellow Auburn fans are calling you out.
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 5:00 pm
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