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Bama fans how hard to sneak in booze
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:50 pm
at BDS? I'm in U4
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Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:50 pm to LSUEnvy
Very easy.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:51 pm to vuvuzela
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Very easy
do they do pat downs?
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:52 pm to LSUEnvy
just like most of the stadiums in the SEC, there are pat downs in student sections, and they can give 2 shits what anyone else does
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:52 pm to LSUEnvy
Rarely. If at all.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:53 pm to LSUEnvy
Pat downs? Neyland is kind enough "Gate Rape" you.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:53 pm to LSUEnvy
flask, inside of thigh. but they prob won't even pat you down unless you look like you need to be patted down.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:54 pm to LSUEnvy
As long as you are not student section, very easy. If you are a random LSU fan being very drunk and obnoxious in a large Bama section, don't be surprised if a cop keeps a watchful eye on you though. Keep in mind that you are not in Baton Rouge and you will be fine.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:55 pm to m2pro
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flask, inside of thigh
How do you do this?
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:56 pm to LSUEnvy
November 5th is the game of the century. I don't care what happens in the next 89 years.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:56 pm to LSUEnvy
Very easy.
Hell, I smoked weed in BDS when we beat that arse in '09.
Hell, I smoked weed in BDS when we beat that arse in '09.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:56 pm to LSUEnvy
Unless you're acting like an arse, no cop or security guy will bother you.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:59 pm to Wincrimson
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Hell, I smoked weed in BDS when we beat that arse in '09
we were robbed on the PP7 int, you know that right? oh wait you were high...
Posted on 10/17/11 at 12:59 pm to LSUEnvy
take a hotwater bottle fill with crown royal. Duc tape it to your head. Tell the ticket taker you have a absessed tooth. Works every time.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:00 pm to Wincrimson
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Hell, I smoked weed in BDS
I bet your parents are so proud.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:02 pm to LSUEnvy
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we were robbed on the PP7 int, you know that right? oh wait you were high...
He caused that ref to get a contact high
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:02 pm to LSUEnvy
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Bama fans how hard to sneak in booze
at BDS? I'm in U4
How old are you?
If you're an old bastard like me, you can carry a kilo of black tar heroin in no problemo...
If you look like someone who would sneak liquor in...prayers sent.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:05 pm to DvlsAdvocat
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just like most of the stadiums in the SEC, there are pat downs in student sections, and they can give 2 shits what anyone else does
Who the frick told you that? I've never been patted down upon entering the student section gates, unless it's just randomized profiling or something.
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:05 pm to LSUEnvy
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we were robbed on the PP7 int, you know that right? oh wait you were high...
It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt, Yeah cuz
(Yeah x 2)
I was gonna call it a pick for Peterson, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the flag, But then I got high
My game is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class about pass interfence, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work and blow the whistle, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion to replay official, but I got high
Now I'm selling houndstooth hats and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to Baton Rouge, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support with REC money, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check because I called holding twice on the UA center in the OM game, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the LSU fans but I was high, (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and batter a corndog, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note with a check from Bryant Jr., until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat with Logan Young's ghost, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you anally LSU fans, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to right there on the foot drag mark, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shite off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I messed up my entire life as an SEC offical, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk because of the holding calls, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song because the game is coming up Nov. 5th, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:07 pm to NBamaAlum
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