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Bama fans, get ready.

Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:17 pm
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:17 pm
Because in 24 hours, LSU is gonna have non-consensual sex with your mouth, AND your butt.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:18 pm to
You'd really like to see an elephant make love to a tiger wouldn't you?
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72158 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:22 pm to
I'm drunk too.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38370 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:24 pm to
Alabama is going to beat the sloppy shite out of lsu. Get ready bitch.
Posted by lsutothetop
TigerDroppings Elite
Member since Jul 2008
11323 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:24 pm to
lol
Posted by Dplymkr88
VA
Member since Aug 2012
1091 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:26 pm to
I remember my first beer too.
Posted by Mobtro
Daphne, AL
Member since Aug 2012
2598 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:27 pm to


I just talked a little shite with some LSU fans at Chevron. Cool bunch though.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75148 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:29 pm to
How so, Texas fan?
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:29 pm to
I suggest therapy.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30851 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:32 pm to
I wonder if A&M is ready for our sloppy seconds
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:33 pm to
How many bama players is Saban gonna pimpslap on national TV?
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
64978 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

I remember my first beer too.


Did you come up with this awesome zing?

Can't believe I haven't heard someone say something this simple, yet so striking.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37683 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:36 pm to
yeah Mr. Mac, we're gonna tell those parole board dickheads that you were gonna rape our butts until the room stank and then you were gonna eat our butts until your stomach was full of butt
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35945 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:37 pm to
Lets just hope we don't teabag you again, k? Thanks
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:40 pm to
All you motherfrickers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna frick your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches.... we're gonna make them eat our shite, then shite out our shite, and then eat their shite that's made up of our shite that we made 'em eat.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17257 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:43 pm to
Vodka, some cain't handle it.
Trust me I know.
This sounds like a vodka tale.
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3280 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:45 pm to
Fa-real. Lol.
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4770 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Because in 24 hours, LSU is gonna have non-consensual sex with your mouth, AND your butt.


So you guys will try for a BJ, get rejected, and end up licking Bama's assholes by the end of the night with our balls on your faces. Agreed.
This post was edited on 11/8/13 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I just talked a little shite with some LSU fans at Chevron.


Let me guess.... sitting outside of the Chevron drinking malt liquor covered up by a brown paper bag is high entertainment where you live?
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