re: Bama fans are sh*tting in their pants now

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And the rantards have flooded the SECrant..

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TR is really no worse than this cesspool. Its just a bunch of idiots from one fanbase there instead of a bunch of idiots from 14 fanbases

Lol Bama will win buy 28+

It will be over in the 2nd quarter

speaking of chit..on the chitter as we speak so my pants are still clean too

Nothing about Auburn really worries me. I feel we can stop their running game pretty easily and their passing game isn't impressive. They will have to be able to pass the ball in order to beat us. Not that worried about playing in JH. They will loud when we are on offense, but I don't think it will bother AJ and our OL. They will be quiet when we are on defense so that will help us make our calls.

48-41. Well, we had a good run, I guess.

I had been drinking all night, woke up and drove to my moms to cut her grass. It's a hot summer Alabama morning so I shed my shirt and get to mowing. All is well as I get an uncomfortable feeling in ma belly. I said to myself, "frick it, I'll make it". I continue to mow and just like lightning, I 2poop my britches. So I kill the mower and look down and behold, I have a 2girls-onecup-plus a can of alpo-campbells vegtable soup lookin mess running down my legs into the top of my sneakers. I am now pissed as I didn't bring my keys to mom's house and I sure as hell ain't setting my shitty arse in the seat of my '68 Barracuda. I walk around to the back of the house and get the hose pipe turned on, drop my shorts (commando) and start spraying. I'm now facing the house and that water is cold as hell. I get most of the sludge washed off my legs so I bend over, reach between my legs with the sprayer and blast the offending orifice. I then happen to look between my legs, past my mamouth slong, through the hose pipe monsoon and see my moms neighbor lady standing there upsidedowner as hell ~ 20 yards away from me. She's standing there, upsidedowner as hell, arms crossed, wide eyed stairing at me like I've done something wrong! So I stair right back at this upsidedowner as hell bitch and she don't fricken flinch. She's giving me the stink-eye and I'm giving her the three-eyed stink-eye so I just continue the irrigation of the offending orifice. Satisfied that ma bunghole is realatively clean, I stand up, turn around and put my shorts and shoes back on. As you may have guessed, this right-side up bitch is still standing there looking at me like I should cut her fricking grass! Not knowing what to do, I just give her one of these

Holy wall of text BatPoop

Exactly, the navy offense doesn't scare me one bit.

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Smiling_Tiger

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For the dick riding.

Right on Wayne