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Bama fan found asleep in a stadium press box in a pile of chicken wings
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:19 pm
Snortin' & Jabbin' to get his fix. Roll Tawd! 
Per Barstool Sports...
There’s being down and out at the game of life and then there’s being caught sleeping in a press box surrounded by piles of chicken wings, chips, candy and METH! That’s exactly how the Pleasant Grove, Alabama Police Department found 37-year-old Matthew Williamson after he went on a meth’d up bender.
Per Barstool Sports...
There’s being down and out at the game of life and then there’s being caught sleeping in a press box surrounded by piles of chicken wings, chips, candy and METH! That’s exactly how the Pleasant Grove, Alabama Police Department found 37-year-old Matthew Williamson after he went on a meth’d up bender.
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 9:26 pm
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:20 pm to JetDawg
WOW
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:22 pm to JetDawg
It just means more.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:22 pm to JetDawg
Sorry for partying.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:23 pm to JetDawg
Are they sure Bama wasn't renting out the space to him? Costs a lot to keep Saban in sun hats and bottles of Coke
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:24 pm to JetDawg
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chicken wings, chips, candy
if i'ma go to sleep...this is the combo I want.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:25 pm to JetDawg
Bama fans all look alike. Is his brother the bootyhole guy?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:26 pm to JetDawg
Press Box?
fricking Liberal Media!
fricking Liberal Media!
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:43 pm to JetDawg
Victimless crime
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:45 pm to JetDawg
So he's a member of the Alabama press. Makes sense.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:52 pm to JetDawg
Pretty clean cut for a Bammer
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:54 pm to JetDawg
I'm sure he means well
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:54 pm to BuzzSaw 12
I lol
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:20 pm to JetDawg
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Matthew Williamson after he went on a meth’d up bender.
Maybe not his first
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:27 pm to JetDawg
Some shitty meth if he was sleeping. Dude needs to get a better dealer.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:48 pm to JetDawg
Definitely looks inbred. Bammer confirmed.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:57 pm to JetDawg
How does one fall asleep in a pile of meth?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:05 pm to JetDawg
This. This is the content I come here for. Thank you sir 
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:11 pm to JetDawg
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I guess what I admire about it is the resourcefulness. If you put me in the middle of say, midtown Manhattan and told me I have 24 hours to get high, I'd have no idea where to begin. You'd come back the next day and I'd be wandering the streets, sober as Tim Tebow. Hell, I wouldn't know where to score meth in the town I've been living in for 20 years. But I bet if you took Matthew Williamson and dropped him by parachute into any city or town in America, within hours he'd be high as a lab rat. And with a full belly. Imagine the effort it takes to not only break into the Pleasant Grove Athletic Complex, but to find the wings, fire up the fryolater and made yourself a meal to go with your meth. Yes, it's awful. He's got a serious substance abuse problem and needs major help, immediately. But he still managed to steal a car, pull off a breaking and entering, and cook up a nice dinner for himself. How many of us could do the same?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:12 pm to JetDawg
Bama fans ain’t pussies at partying, by God.
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