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re: Bama - a Haiku

Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:04 am to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:04 am to
Coaching search begins
Tigers are not satisfied
Les Miles is re-hired
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:09 am to
Your tiger is gay
As are all tigers, really
They all suck mad cock
Posted by Huddie Leadbetter
Member since May 2016
3822 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:09 am to
I heard this before
Reality sucks for you
Expectations fail
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:12 am to
your coach Orgeron
is a fat, dumb, sweaty clown
he's a perfect fit
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:12 am to
Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw
Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw
Yaw yaw yaw footbaw
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59644 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:14 am to
quote:

is a fat, dumb


dude is more fit than saban and joey
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:16 am to
quote:

quote:
is a fat, dumb


dude is more fit than saban and joey



Ok...so you admit he's dumb and sweaty?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59644 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Ok...so you admit he's dumb and sweaty?




not as dumb and sweaty as miles.


moving on up.

Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24159 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:34 am to
quote:

dude is more fit than saban a


He might be stronger. But Sandra Bullock didn't want to bang Coach O.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59644 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:39 am to
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But Sandra Bullock didn't want to bang Coach O.


yeah she likes betas

look at how she runs Mr Tuohy. Tim McGraw was a bitch in that movie
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24159 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:40 am to
quote:

yeah she likes betas

look at how she runs Mr Tuohy. Tim McGraw was a bitch in that movie


No. She married a beta. But she wants the D from an alpha.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59644 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:41 am to
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No. She married a beta. But she wants the D from an alpha.




Terry runs Saban too.

if anything it would be Terry and Mrs. Tuohy having a three some with freshwater while saban and Mr Tuohy watched
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:42 am to
Calling the Coach Eaux
fat, dumb and sweaty today
made swamp billys mad
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24159 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:48 am to
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Terry runs Saban too.

if anything it would be Terry and Mrs. Tuohy having a three some with freshwater while saban and Mr Tuohy watched


Lol. Touché.

And thank god Terry runs shite. Otherwise, he may not have ever been in Tuscaloosa.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11090 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:57 am to
Bama-bangs, frat boys
Sidewalk alums and rednecks
That's the fanbase, Pawlll.
This post was edited on 11/2/16 at 11:00 am
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:40 am to
Posted by PowHound
The Peoples Moderator
Member since Jul 2014
6844 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:50 am to
Hurts doesn't even know its a big game

Etsiah is having night terrors waking up in cold sweat

no one on lsu team has ever beat Bama has no idea how to do it
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:52 am to
Tiger Ogeron
An uncircumcised penis
Is what he looks like
Posted by PowHound
The Peoples Moderator
Member since Jul 2014
6844 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:54 am to
no player at Bama has ever lost to lsu has no idea how it happens

defense hasn't been fed in two weeks... gon eat

defense hasn't been fed in two weeks... GON EAT
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:55 am to
Mighty pachyderm
Football god of SEC
Just say it - ROLL TIDE!
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