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Auburn's new quarterback
Posted on 9/14/17 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 9/14/17 at 12:45 pm
The Auburn University Tigers have decided to up the ante and add another quarterback to their depth chart. In the wake of a 14-6 defeat against Clemson, Malzahn was able to land one of the most sought after recruits for the past 12 years, Rico Dynamite (a.k.a. Uncle Rico). Without any practice with the team, Auburn University declared Rico will be the starter in this weeks coming game against Mercer. With Dynamite's arm strength and passion to just get in the game, it is no wonder why he is already the favorite in this years Heisman race.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 12:53 pm to Forestgump
Beahahahaha
I jut spit my drink out in laughter. Whew, that was awesome. Do some more!
I jut spit my drink out in laughter. Whew, that was awesome. Do some more!
Posted on 9/14/17 at 12:54 pm to Forestgump
Already better than Jalen Hurts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 12:57 pm to Forestgump
I saw this somewhere on Facebook this morning. Downvoted for plagiarism.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 12:58 pm to Forestgump
Rico's 4th quarter game skills make Auburn a lock to win state!
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:02 pm to Forestgump
For Dynamite:
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:07 pm to Forestgump
Don't laugh, from what I hear he can throw a football almost a mile!!!! Duhh! Plus he sells a mean 12 piece set of indestructible bowls with resealing lids.
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