Auburn is your friend

Here's a sure fire way to fund college for your kids, swell that nest egg, buy that lamborghini you've had your eye on, and exponentially increase your university's endowment if it's a bit modest (lsu)

Simply bet against auburn in any home sec game, and also bet against the sec team that beat them the previous week as long as they are playing another sec team.....

Last week's play was a&m over auburn..a mortal lock. Now was this because aggie is worth a crap? of course not. You only have to factor the degree of aubie suckitude which is massive and beyond the comprehension of even the most powerful supercomputers.
Now A&M is playing arkansas, all pumped up because of the amazing road win at jhs. Led by their alternative lifestyle milkmen who would be rejected by the church of scientology for being too cult-like. Thumping their chests and trumpeting their ascension into the upper tiers of the sec. Fearlessly ignoring their annual meltdown which ruthlessly drives them to the very depths of the sec west just as surely as every sentence made by donald trump will contain the words terrific & disaster. All because of a road win over aubie...the die is cast.
Bet arkansas, bert finna eat ( not referring to football..it's just that bert's a fat frick and eats all the time) and is lucky enough to face a team that beat aubie last week.

Bet LSU- Les' farewell tour continues but this week he's facing a high school coach with the worst lft stats in all of major college football, hellbent on running down colorado for most consecutive division home losses in the nation, a defense being carved down to the nubs by spending just slightly less time on the field then the grass. Expect lsu to cover easily and the twirlybird to become the official city bird of opelika.

My 1 dollar theoretical bet will have turned into 8 dollars by saturday night.

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