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Auburn is going to steamroll Texas A&M this Saturday

Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:36 pm
This is an official declaration - War Damn Eagel!

Auburn went from the 109th ranked offense in the nation from week one to the 35th ranked offense in the nation. There is only one group of believers capable of pulling something like that off:

Gus Malzah, Rhett Lashley and Kodi Burns

Sean White is the most well-coached QB in America at this point. That is what will decide this thing, not to mention the one-two punch of Kerryon and Kamryn. I'm still ready for some Chandler Cox at Wildcat QB and the backup kicker running undaunted at wideout. I don't care what the bald Auburn media thinks.

I think Phillip Marshall is on Gus' side for the long haul, and this week is the right turn in the road headed to 8-4 and a nice bowl and a contract extension for the guys who REFUSED TO GIVE UP.

Won't even talk defense. Gonna be ugly. Steele Curtain.

Kevin Sumlin is truly on the hot seat by Sunday folks. I really feel sorry for him.



Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:37 pm to
Didn't read and downvoted.

frick Auburn!

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79118 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:41 pm to
This just isn't crafty enough. Your shite is too transparent these days. Here's what happened in the OP:

1) HRV talked tons of shite about Gus because he is your prototypical Gus-obsessed Arky fan

2) He's getting a little nervous that Auburn found some offensive form in the last game

3) He's doing this "I'm an AU fan" bit to try and mock/jinx AU which is mainly an effort to convince himself that Auburn's ship won't be righted and he won't have to endure a loss to the nemesis who doesn't know of his existence (Gus).

I'm not mad, HRV, I'm just disappointed.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46182 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:41 pm to
You should catch some with this
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17107 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:42 pm to
I cant even tell what this mumbled bullshite is posted by an Arky fan. Bait or troll? Shitty write up. Gus and AU in your head bro. Let it go.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:42 pm to
I love you Pettifogger
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11309 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Harry Rex Vonner

You're my favorite Auburn poster.


No homo.
Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
10479 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:45 pm to
Whats going on here? Why do Auburn and A&M hate each other? What did I miss?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:46 pm to
Thank you
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79118 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Whats going on here? Why do Auburn and A&M hate each other? What did I miss?



A&M is trying to be Alabama's unsolicited attack dog in order to earn a pat on the head.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Whats going on here? Why do Auburn and A&M hate each other? What did I miss?




This A&M player hit this Auburn player really hard once and they're pissed about it
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

GeauxPack81



We're Big Six

We don't like newcomers

The aTm posters have drug their nuts across our chins for the last time
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:51 pm to
Bookmarked so I can bump this on Sunday

quote:

The aTm posters have drug their nuts across our chins for the last time


Yeah no
This post was edited on 9/15/16 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46182 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

A&M is trying to be Alabama's unsolicited attack dog in order to earn a pat on the head.

Add in the part where Arky hates Gus so they pretend to be an Auburn fan to go after both Auburn and A&M because they obviously can't do it with an Arkansas logo next to their name
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46182 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Bookmarked so I can bump this on Sunday

Please do. We'll enjoy the lulz
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Bookmarked so I can bump this on Sunday




Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:57 pm to
This just in, Arkansas fans no longer care about Gus.
Posted by TigerPaw1
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Apr 2011
16979 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

I think Phillip Marshall is on Gus' side for the long haul


This made me
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:00 pm to
this would have caught more if you changed to an A&M fan this time around
Posted by TigerFanNKaty
texas
Member since Sep 2008
10232 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:02 pm to
So there's hope for LSU yet? We could see that kind of jump in a week too? Oh never mind, I forgot Les is still our coach.
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