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Auburn fans. Any update on your most legendary player? WMFC
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:07 pm
Last I heard he was off in another galaxy creating new life.
Here's a shot of him just before he split this poor QB in half.
Here's a shot of him just before he split this poor QB in half.
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:09 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I wanna say he is in med school now? My little brother goes to UAB med school and always talks about some white dude from Vestavia banging everyones' girlfriends.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:12 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Last time I saw him he stole my fiancée and made sweet love to her in front of me. I gave him my blessing.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:14 pm to Tornado Alley
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I wanna say he is in med school now?
Damn he is already Dean of a med school? What can't that guy do?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:16 pm to TheCheshireHog
He cured cancer and AIDS but erased the cures from his own memory while burning all of his research reports with his laser vision. All of this occurred during halftime of the 2010 Georgia game.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:18 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Heard he finally talked Tim Tebow into losing his virginity by hooking him up with Sara Jean Underwood.
Wade Christopher works magic, baby.
Wade Christopher works magic, baby.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:35 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Last report I got was he was helping California with their drought just by sweating. All restrictions will be removed.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:36 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Wmfc?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:10 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I remember the last time he played against Arkansas. He had all our cheerleaders sign his dick..... With a paint roller! 
Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:16 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
Our Lord Wade MF Christopher May His Glory Shine Eternal
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 7:18 pm
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