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Auburn fan petitions for Obama to fire Gene Chizik
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:34 am
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:34 am
So it's come to this: Auburn fans are so fed up with coach Gene Chizik, that they're petitioning the president of the United States to get him fired.
On the website "We The People," average folks can petition the government to make changes, and an intrepid Auburn fan thought he'd use that power to ask for Auburn athletic director Jay Jacobs and football coach Gene Chizik to be removed from their respective posts.
"You probably remembered the Auburn University football team from their visit to your house in early 2011. You gave Trooper Taylor a chest bump. Since then the football team, like the Tea Party has fallen off of the map and would be forgotten by the nation were it not for our ineptitude. …
"Do the right thing.
Either sent military drones to the athletic department and blow the whole thing up or give our boosters a $10 million stimulus package to create new orange and blue jobs. Determine that Jacobs and Chizik are terrorists and get rid of them for Auburn. Go USA!"
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On the website "We The People," average folks can petition the government to make changes, and an intrepid Auburn fan thought he'd use that power to ask for Auburn athletic director Jay Jacobs and football coach Gene Chizik to be removed from their respective posts.
"You probably remembered the Auburn University football team from their visit to your house in early 2011. You gave Trooper Taylor a chest bump. Since then the football team, like the Tea Party has fallen off of the map and would be forgotten by the nation were it not for our ineptitude. …
"Do the right thing.
Either sent military drones to the athletic department and blow the whole thing up or give our boosters a $10 million stimulus package to create new orange and blue jobs. Determine that Jacobs and Chizik are terrorists and get rid of them for Auburn. Go USA!"
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This post was edited on 11/16/12 at 8:35 am
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Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:35 am to BootyMan
Search motherfricker
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:36 am to BootyMan
Is this real life
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:37 am to BootyMan
Did he petition the Chancellor of Germany first?
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:40 am to BootyMan
Like Obama gives a shite about what happens in Red States.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:42 am to aggressor
Posted on 11/16/12 at 8:44 am to aggressor
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Like Obama gives a shite about what happens in Red States
+1000
However, there is probably a college football coaching czar. There's a csar for everything else.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 9:04 am to troywew
Obama needs to worry about a lot of things but gene chizik is not one of them.
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