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Arky & UTe have been about as obnoxious this off-season as

Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:19 pm
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:19 pm
a short guy with a complex about being short so he wears lifts in his shoes. He thinks if makes a diff -- but everybody still sees him as the short dude with the complex.
Or if you want to think about it another way, the premature balding guy with a comb-over who thinks no one knows he is going bald. We all know you are going bald.
I am glad yall are pumped up for the upcoming season, but please win a game or two before proclaiming yourself champions.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:21 pm to
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but please win a game or two before proclaiming yourself champions.


We won 2 SEC games last year so I'm gonna go ahead and proclaim us champions.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40250 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:23 pm to
It's obvious it's your first offseason here. Arkansas always wins the offseason, only to never do anything other than embarrass themselves. Tennessee is about to learn that lesson this year too.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:23 pm to
Should've gone with a penis analogy.

Wrong board, RAd.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

a short guy with a complex about being short so he wears lifts in his shoes. He thinks if makes a diff -- but everybody still sees him as the short dude with the complex.
leave Saban out of this.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40857 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:26 pm to
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rootisback


Congrats to whatever poster made this guy cry.
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:26 pm to
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We won 2 SEC games last year so I'm gonna go ahead and proclaim us champions.



Wanna make a sig bet?
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:28 pm to
Sure.
Posted by Tackle74
Columbia, MO
Member since Mar 2012
5252 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:39 pm to
Welcher, Welcher, Welcher
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:42 pm to
Arkansas wins simply because they have greater numbers on the board. If Tenn wins some this year, I am sure lots more will show up.

Have to give it to Arky fans, most of them have stuck to it even after three years in the desert.
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:52 pm to
Posted by Stonehog
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33330 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:56 pm to
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Tackle74


quote:

Rogers, AR


I'll meet you at Andy's Custard on Walnut right now.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9626 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:04 pm to
Andy's is some good shite.
Hell, I'll head on down there and film this while knocking back a concrete.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9626 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:10 pm to
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rootisback


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118943 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:40 pm to
Arky fans are always obnoxious. Not sure why.
Posted by southeasttiger113
Member since Aug 2011
2046 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:51 pm to
You should probably change that sig quote during football season
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:04 pm to
Good, good, let the jimmies rustle through you
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:16 pm to
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rootisback


Now listen up, Rootis, you little bitch: I'm sorry you have the tits of a 40 year old woman. Does being a fat little frick give you the right to throw temper tantrums on the rant? No, it doesn't. Now take your tiny penis elsewhere. No one gives two shits what you think, because you are a little tubby buddy. I'm glad we live rent free in your head, because it is about to get a lot worse before it gets any better.

Do you get all of that? Good. Because you are like the big fatass with the tiny peen, admitting to the public just how much your boyfriend doesn't mind your moobs and micropenis.

Fack you.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42348 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:21 pm to
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I am glad yall are pumped up for the upcoming season, but please win a game or two


Like a bowl game?

Let's start with that.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79119 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:28 pm to
Arky was way worse last season
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