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re: Arkansas OC on being stuck in Auburn elevator
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:39 pm to Heresaucer
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:39 pm to Heresaucer
They're lazy like fatty
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Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:39 pm to Heresaucer
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That means they at least they had something to do during the second half right?
they must be playing solitaire up in the booth during the game
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:39 pm to LSU1NSEC
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pretty convenient one of the coaches just so happened to have a deck of cards on him
I always have a deck of cards in my pocket
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:40 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Bert knew to wear his rain jacket
You know the story behind the windbreaker right?
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:41 pm to Hawgeye
Arkansas just trolling Auburn as Bert had the press box staff tucked under his jacket the whole time
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:41 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Good for them. When your HC is an insufferable prick, all hospitality goes out the window.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:41 pm to LSU1NSEC
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they must be playing solitaire up in the booth during the game
Thats probably too sophisticated a game for that bunch, I'm thinking more like slap jack.
This post was edited on 8/31/14 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:42 pm to 870Hog
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You know the story behind the windbreaker right?
I've seen a couple of posts that mention this. What is the story?
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:44 pm to Hawgeye
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And the lightening delay, and the fluke interception, and the dropped pass and the clocks not working....
And the Auburn spies.
Don't forget about the Auburn spies.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:45 pm to BoCam2
He was smoking some ham under that jacket
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:47 pm to beatbammer
Plus the Auburn arsonist.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:50 pm to BoCam2
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Bret Bielema, by his own admission is superstitious. So much, that it even affects what he wears on game day.
"I have a huge superstition of wearing a windbreaker on game day. I'll never get away from that. I tried to but I couldn't," said Bielema.
Eta: I had also heard it goes back to something about hayden fry.
This post was edited on 8/31/14 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:51 pm to 870Hog
Might be time to change it up.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:52 pm to WDE24
I was thinking the same thing.Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:53 pm to 870Hog
Thanks. I wondered about it's origins.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:56 pm to 870Hog
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You know the story behind the windbreaker right?
Dude hasn't won an SEC game. That shite is bringing him bad luck.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:57 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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the windbreaker
Fat bert's new nickname? Because he farts a lot
This post was edited on 8/31/14 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:57 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Jen licks the sweat off his nipples when he gets home..... 
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:58 pm to diddydirtyAubie
They weren't playing with a full deck
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:58 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Sir farts a lot
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