re: Arkansas' Amputee Cheerleader

This does remind me of a great story of a buddy, myself, and a amputee. My buddy and I were at the pool drinking all day. We were both about 15 deep and plastered at this point. Well, the particular pool we were at had a pool table in the pool. We started playing beer pong with some girls on the table and naturally, my buddy started hitting on this one girl with giant knockers. We both thought she was pretty good looking, similar to this fine young lady in the pictures. Well, it is our turn to shoot, and she screams at us to look at her. Somehow, neither of us recognized that she only had one arm. She immediately starts waving her nub over the cups in an effort to distract us. Obviously, suddenly finding out the cute girl your friend was hitting on only had one arm was a bit too much for our drunken selves and we lost it. The poor girl had to have been shocked we didn't see it to begin with considering she was wearing a bikini. She made up some story about her dad getting super pissed and chopping it off with a chain saw before telling us it was surgically removed. My friend continued to hit on her although he was turned down. Like any good friend, I haven't let him live this down and often remind him he was turned down by an amputee.

tl;dr If you are drunk enough, you may miss the details.

/:csb:

Edit: spelling.