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re: Are LSU fans the biggest whiners in the SEC?
Posted on 11/8/12 at 12:24 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 11/8/12 at 12:24 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Are LSU fans the biggest whiners in the SEC?
Perhaps so.
But at least LSU fans don't:
Jizz in jars and have our cheers led by gay milkmen.
Poison trees, rub our genitalia on men's heads in public or whine about opponents bye-weeks.
Brag about how well our team is cheating.
Suck other fans off when we're losing and brag about how we're the GOAT when we're winning.
Go to games looking like we just stepped out of the Preppy Handbook, or eat fried chicken off of paper plates, with a knife and fork, under chandeliers.
Wear red pants.
Wear jorts.
...or pigs on our heads.
Require the use of artificial noise-makers.
Try to talk about basketball in October.
Have to try to convince other fans that we are, indeed, members of the Southeastern Conference.
Don't have to watch our team get coached by has-beens, and can remember our last conference and national championships.
Or, well, Vandy.
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Posted on 11/8/12 at 12:31 pm to Bellabama
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i think 'holding' probably deserves its own line item. they cry about officiating in general, but they are nuts about 'holding'
I think they get holding confused with blocking. I don't understand why they are the only people who see so many holding calls.
Because in the minds of LSU fans, no one can block Mingo or Montgomery without holding. They are first round picks, but Mingo has 3 sacks and Montgomery has 5 sacks. 3 sacks in 9 games = Mingo gets a sack every 3 games. Somebody is blocking him.
Mingo is fast but at 240 lbs, Fluker dominated him.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 12:44 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 11/8/12 at 12:47 pm to Gizmeaux
Holding....above all else.....Holding
Posted on 11/8/12 at 1:08 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Their schedule is harder with Florida.
The SEC West is harder to win with A&M instead of Missouri.
The SEC office in Birmingham makes the refs biased against them.
ESPN hates them.
Verne and Gary are more negative towards their team.
They don't smell like corndogs even though Scott Van Pelt says they fry EVERYTHING.
The rematch.
The SEC Championship game is in Atlanta and not in New Orleans...even though everybody in the league knows Atlanta is more centrally located.
Saban is their daddy.
Hoover gets the baseball championship every year.
all legitimate grips. you would be whining too.
Posted on 11/8/12 at 1:15 pm to diddydirtyAubie
This post was edited on 11/8/12 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 11/8/12 at 1:22 pm to NATidefan
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