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re: Any of your coaches caught up in the Ashley Madison fiasco?

Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:27 am to
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:27 am to
quote:

He probably had a particularly detailed, creepy profile.


Id imagine it revolved around his short essay that he wrote a while back
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13136 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:36 am to
My coach is too busy doing an Amy Winehouse impersonation to go on Ashley Madison.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Us Arkansans have enough pork sausage to go around.


There was these two fellers a-standing on a bridge going to the bathroom. One feller says that water sure is cold. The other feller says deep too. I believe one of them fellers was from Arkansas. Get it?
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15715 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:55 am to
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I'd think it was all a hoax if Petrino and Bill Clinton both werent on there


Like them or not, I think everyone would agree that the evidence clearly has shown neither Clinton nor Petrino needs to use a paid website to pull strange.

Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:56 am to
There's an Ed Oregeron on the list
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:59 am to
they ought to label that graph as biggest spenders.
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:15 am to
A local Central-Ark sports radio d-bag was on the LR list.
Posted by Goombaw
Kentucky
Member since Jan 2013
5256 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:25 am to


How surreal is it to watch your coach be publicly scolded? This entire situation feels like when I was a kid and went to a friends house and he got a spanking in front of me. The rest of the day was awkward.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:53 am to
sure the evidence has shown they dont need to use a paid website... it's also shown they would still use one. a poon hound is like a stoned frat boy with a bag of Dorito's, he cant eat just one.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
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Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:54 am to



please be this guy
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25223 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:58 am to
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please be this guy


Oh thank you for those nightmares. I'll be seeing John L. in a Gimp suit yelling "Smile" now.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13136 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:26 am to
It's surreal, but that's the two edged sword of having a program in the shadow of Hollywood. You're gonna get great talent there, both local and national, because of the great weather, beautiful women and the omnipresent limelight. The flip side of that is when somebody acts the fool, TMZ is running that shite before you can say "Fight the **** On!" I'm looking forward to the football part of things.
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:32 am to
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I am thinking one of our past coaches was involved


No.. Dr. Holtz.. No!
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 5:32 am
Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1337 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:22 am to
quote:

It's surreal, but that's the two edged sword of having a program in the shadow of Hollywood. You're gonna get great talent there, both local and national, because of the great weather, beautiful women and the omnipresent limelight. The flip side of that is when somebody acts the fool, TMZ is running that shite before you can say "Fight the **** On!" I'm looking forward to the football part of things.


Meh I lived in SoCal for two years. There's nothing special about it. And the locals are convinced they live in the best place on earth. God forbid you complain about practically zero houses having A/C. They get all butthurt claiming "Oh why do you need A/C with this great weather?"

"Because arse hat my house doesn't catch a fricking breeze like yours does"

P.S. did I mention how much I hated living in Commiefornia?
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 8:24 am
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13136 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:17 am to
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P.S. did I mention how much I hated living in Commiefornia?

There's some shitty places to live there. There's also some really nice places to live there. From your comments, I can guess which kinda place you lived in.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:58 am to
Yes, and I hear he is going to be fired, which really sucks as he is a great coach, considered one of best in the state and his players (including my son) he has developed from first grade are now Sophomores.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:43 am to
So wait, which coaches are involved? I haven't been following this too closely.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2091 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure our beat writer for Rivals, Jeff Lee is on there


He's known for his "short stories."
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2091 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

did I mention how much I hated living in Commiefornia?


An Auburn man in Commiefornia? Parts of it are nice, don't get me wrong, but I can only imagine how bad it must be for you even if you are only half as conservative as the Auburn fans I know.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25673 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 12:09 pm to
Found this interesting...

Out of the approximately 43,000 zip codes in the US only 3 of them did not have a registered Ashley Madison subscriber...

Nikolai, Alaska (zip-code 99691) — Population: 94

Perryville, Alaska (99648) — Population: 113

Polvadera, New Mexico (87828) — Population: 269


Business Insider...



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