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Annual SEC mascot cagematch thread

Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Latarian
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Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:52 pm
Live versions of all 14 mascots in a cage roughly the size of a WWE cage.

what is the order of survival (1st is last alive, 14 is first killed)

1. Tusk
2. Black Bear
3. Mike
4. Volunteer
5. Commodore
6. Gator
7. Truman
8. Wildcat
9. Big Al
10. Cockie
11. War Eagle
12. UGA
13. Bully
14. Revellie
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59259 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:54 pm to
A black bear beats a Mike? GTFO. Did Tusk stick Mike in his back while Mike was toying with the bear?
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
21159 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:57 pm to
Black Bear and Mike in epic battle, after black bear mortally wounds Mike with a paw to he face Tusk uses his bottom tusks to gorge unsuspecting black bear through the heart while he celebrates his conquest over Mike.

that's nature, duh.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48946 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

A black bear beats a Mike? GTFO. Did Tusk stick Mike in his back while Mike was toying with the bear?

YOU CAN'T WIN EVERYTHING. GO AWAY
Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
4292 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:58 pm to
Elephant > All else...

Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5960 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:58 pm to
I hate when dogs die
RIP Revellie, Bully, UGA, and Vol
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 12:59 pm to
I gave the Vols Davy Crockett. Had to have two humans.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

11. War Eagle


Her name is Nova.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46515 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

1. Tusk

wipes the floor with the others
Posted by DisplacedKentuckian
Member since Jan 2013
428 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:02 pm to
Wildcat would be watching from a rock in a dark corner. Ya know. All anti-social like.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5960 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Wildcat would be watching from a rock in a dark corner. Ya know. All anti-social like.

frickin Camper
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:04 pm to
If Nova doesnt get shot down by the Vol or Comm, she can just circle until there is only one left standing. Tired and bruised, she will swoop down and tear the lone one up!
Posted by ZouKeeper314
Missouri
Member since Jun 2012
2185 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

frickin Camper
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:05 pm to
Tusk in a tussle but he wins. Pigs are brilliant buggers. After brawn isn't enough to end Mike solely, Tusk will probably go with the old "look at that!" diversion trick. When Mike looks for the actual lobster, TuskMFTusk ends him in a humane and swift manner. Poor remedial Mike...
Posted by DisplacedKentuckian
Member since Jan 2013
428 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:05 pm to
I would pay good money for a WWE vs NWO style SEC Video game (Nintendo 64). Battle ROYAL!
This post was edited on 2/26/13 at 1:06 pm
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33747 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5960 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

1. Tusk

Print the shirts! Another #1! Hogs are on fire
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:07 pm to
You can't eradicate Tusk. He don't die, he multiplies.
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Wildcat would be watching from a rock in a dark corner. Ya know. All anti-social like.


Maybe Case McCoy should transfer, you guys need a QB?
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