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Annual Running of the Gumps is today...

Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10545 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:07 pm









You just know Saban dreads this day
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:08 pm to
Pitiful.

These are good hardworking people and fans of the SEC.

Never understood the reason for hating on these people
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:08 pm to
Rex Ryan what are you doing?
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:10 pm to
Their only day of exercise all year.
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:13 pm to
Butthurted showing off their butthurtedness
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:18 pm to
every damned one of them deserves to be made fun of to the nth degree ...
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18003 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:19 pm to
So sad.
I almost feel sorry for the gumps.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:21 pm to
Someone high up in the University loves seeing these fatasses run as much as tRant. Otherwise they would have moved it closer by now
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7186 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:21 pm to
Why would anyone buy those ugly arse black helmets in that second to last pic?
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25711 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:22 pm to
That first picture to the left looks like the guy is trying to start a saban cult following. The second one with the guy running I would love to get a play by play guy on the call.
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 1:25 pm
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8420 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:23 pm to
Thanks for your interest in all things Bama.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:29 pm to
That’s the most exercise they’ll get all year
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:31 pm to
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Why would anyone buy those ugly arse black helmets in that second to last pic?


That's the nicest and most expensive decoration in their homes. Don't judge, those helmets are the center piece on the mantle of their living rooms.


By mantle I of course mean the fake one they hung over the fake electric fireplace they bought in a box from wal mart because trailers don't have real fireplaces.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19210 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:35 pm to
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Someone high up in the University loves seeing these fatasses run as much as tRant. Otherwise they would have moved it closer by now

Some decision maker in Tuscaloosa posts here and got all rustled by the yearly thread making fun of the Gumps and made them start buying tickets and lining up beforehand this year. Took all of our fun away, the bastard.
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 1:36 pm
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4483 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:39 pm to
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That’s the most exercise they’ll get all year



Can you imagine the huffing and puffing going on when they reach Saban’s table. The smell of fatty B O and bad breath alone would knock a buzzard off a shite wagon.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:40 pm to
Lmao, this crap is a real thing?
I honestly thought that this was a joke.
My life just got a whole lot better, thank you Bama.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2990 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:42 pm to
The day that we can all collectively feel better about ourselves. Thank you Running of the Gumps.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:42 pm to
It's like people watching at Wal-Mart but so, so much better.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:43 pm to
It’s like watching the Black Friday at the local small town Walmart.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Can you imagine the huffing and puffing going on when they reach Saban’s table. The smell of fatty B O and bad breath alone would knock a buzzard off a shite wagon.


Then it’s 20 minutes of them discussing their trailer underpinning business, how NASCAR sucks without Dale Jr. and how Trump is draining the swamp.
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