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re: All We Do Is Win

Posted on 12/27/11 at 11:16 am to
Posted by Chimlim
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2005
17712 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 11:16 am to
This dude is such a homer it's hilarious. He sounds like a writer for the LSU version of Tidefans (if it existed).

Here are his points:
1. ESPN/NCAA hate LSU and pushed hard for a rematch to capitalize on profits.

2. LSU has more advantages this time around and will win by a larger margin.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37248 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Les Miles, a coach who just a season ago was labeled a moron by the media elite, is now the proverbial daddy of the darling of the media. Miles is Saban’s daddy. When Saban needs to pee he calls Les Miles to ask if it is okay. After he loses a third straight time to Miles on January 9, Saban will be Miles’ bitch.


Wow. Outstanding journalism right there. You don't come across as butthurt b!tch at all.

quote:

Therefore, when Les wins a fourth straight time in Baton Rouge in November 2012, a crazed Alabama fanbase will call incessantly for his statuesque head.


Saban ain't going nowhere. So dwi.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6609 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

This dude is such a homer it's hilarious. He sounds like a writer for the LSU version of Tidefans (if it existed).
It's telling that this exact thread was posted on the Rant about an hour ago, and it's fallen to page 2 with no replies.

Tiger fans know the deal, but this is fresh meat on the SECR.

CW definitely loves his Tigers, but he tries to come off as a legitimate writer and it's very hard to watch.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3763 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 12:23 pm to
tl: dr.

and the BleacherReport called....
Posted by bama1959
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
4558 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 12:58 pm to
Maybe the best written bunch of BS I've read this whole year. For a moment I thought the OP might have been a mod until I started reading all of the insults. Only Auburn website mods do that. Then I caught this and it all made sense?

"He is a double LSU graduate who lives part-time at the Flora-Bama on the Alabama and Florida State Line."

Anyone claiming to live at the Flora-Bama needs help.
Posted by bama1959
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
4558 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:05 pm to
This article fails in so many places I wonder if the OP is a CFB fan at all. I was going to write a big rebuttal but what's the use. You can't get past the title without realizing he doesn't know what he's talking about. "All we Do is Win" applies to a team like AU last year or Bama in 92'. A team that figures out how to win regardless. That doesn't fit a team that dominated every game save one in OT. The title is more of an insult to his team's accomplishment than one of praise. So, I'll just refrain.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6609 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

For a moment I thought the OP might have been a mod until I started reading all of the insults.
This is what makes his pieces unreadable.

One could forgive the overly-adjectival, trying-too-hard-to-impress writing style if that was the only flaw. But on top of being homerific, his stuff is mean-spirited and petty. And it's not-so-discretely presented as journalism, or at least as the work of a professional writer (which it most certainly is not).

He's trying WAAAAAY to hard to be clever and witty and it backfires badly.
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:14 pm to
This guy ran for mayor a few years ago.






- not kidding
Posted by Chimlim
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2005
17712 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

That doesn't fit a team that dominated every game save one in OT. The title is more of an insult to his team's accomplishment than one of praise. So, I'll just refrain.


Dammit you have made a good point now the OP just pisses me off.
Posted by chilld28
Get in B Chord and Mash It!!
Member since Nov 2009
29622 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

This guy ran for mayor a few years ago.
He sure did
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85797 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:22 pm to
I have your book. You even autographed it

That makes me better than everyone in this thread fwiw
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13433 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Arkansas - Bobby Petrino made a deal with the devil. He promised to exercise little to no public decorum or professional courtesy while seeking the ever-elusive national championship. In exchange the devil of course promised an imminent crystal ball. Petrino is dumb and crude enough to trust the devil. And the heaven is in the details. Petrino easily wins the jerk of the year award in college football for flipping off and dog cussing Coach Miles and then refusing to shake his hand after the Razorbacks’ 41-17 loss in Baton Rouge. Hog fans are slowly realizing that defense wins championships. Good luck on the recruiting trail Bobby. Arkansas plays Kansas State in the Cotton Bowl.


So now Petrino flipped him off and didn's shake his hand at all?
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13433 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

I have your book


My dad has a copy of the Tailgating one and it's terrible.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85797 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:25 pm to
Yeah, but it's not autographed I bet. That makes it worth
$.15 more!
This post was edited on 12/27/11 at 1:26 pm
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50278 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:25 pm to
I hate this article.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50278 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Consider for a moment that if it had been LSU--and not Alabama, who lost November 5th in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Would a one-loss LSU—having played the nation’s toughest schedule—have received a mulligan like the Crimson Tide? It is doubtable.


I hate the article, but I do agree with this.
Posted by chilld28
Get in B Chord and Mash It!!
Member since Nov 2009
29622 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:28 pm to
Will you purchase “Bushwhacked at the Flora-Bama”?
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50278 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:28 pm to
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Dude. LSU is the only team whose ever gone to the BCS Championship Game with TWO LOSSES.


By WINNING THE CONFERENCE

ETA: Uga finished third in the conference in 2007, BTW. Same place Bama finished in 2011.

Why didn't UGA get in the BCSNCG over LSU in 2007?

Similar situation, no?
This post was edited on 12/27/11 at 1:31 pm
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85797 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:31 pm to


No I bought mine at the outlet mall in Foly. He had a cart set up.

Posted by chilld28
Get in B Chord and Mash It!!
Member since Nov 2009
29622 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

He had a cart set up.
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