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re: Alabama,Auburn out of running for Braxton Miller...NSFW
Posted on 1/9/15 at 4:24 pm to RangerRicky
Posted on 1/9/15 at 4:24 pm to RangerRicky
Those brows! She shaved her forehead to shape her eye brows.
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Posted on 1/9/15 at 4:32 pm to RangerRicky
Why would Auburn be out of the running when we never wanted him?
Posted on 1/9/15 at 4:35 pm to RangerRicky
Mia is a sexy little towel head.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 4:35 pm to Weagle25
I just went through her Twitter and saw where dudes had bought her a bunch of autographed FSU gear... You have to be pretty desperate to buy and ship a pornstar some pricey stuff
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 1/9/15 at 4:58 pm to GIbson05
Imagine if her and Anthony Davis had a kid.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:01 pm to RangerRicky
I never thought that eyebrows could be a dealbreaker, yet here we are.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:02 pm to IAmReality
Did you see her nipples? 
Looks like a drunk 8 year old sewed them back on.
Looks like a drunk 8 year old sewed them back on.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:23 pm to NastyTiger
Hate fake tits, too much makeup...especially eye makeup and lips that looked made by Crazy Glue.
Rather my girl be au natural and not shave much (
) ...just a trim please. Blondes and auburn haired girls get first look.
Don't trust all those chicks with pretty fake smiles with halos...beneath that exterior they will rip you azz to shreds
That you think is so nice is talking to her g/fs about you now laughing their arse off. If she spends half hour in front of the mirror three or more times a day...look out..hit it and quit it.
Rather my girl be au natural and not shave much (
) ...just a trim please. Blondes and auburn haired girls get first look. Don't trust all those chicks with pretty fake smiles with halos...beneath that exterior they will rip you azz to shreds
That you think is so nice is talking to her g/fs about you now laughing their arse off. If she spends half hour in front of the mirror three or more times a day...look out..hit it and quit it.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:39 pm to RangerRicky
This thread is hilarious. I never knew basement dwellers had such high standards. 
"I wouldn't hit that, her eyebrows are too bushy....MOM! where'e my meatloaf? And why is the internet so slow tonight, I have a LAN PARTY!!!"
"I wouldn't hit that, her eyebrows are too bushy....MOM! where'e my meatloaf? And why is the internet so slow tonight, I have a LAN PARTY!!!"
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:49 pm to Crimson Legend
Yep, every one of them would stick their crusty nugget in that. I'm guessing there aren't a lot of Brad Pitt's on tRant.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:52 pm to Crimson Legend
'Bama fans mad they lost in the Braxton Miller playoff and all they've got is Melissa Joan Hart.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 5:56 pm to RangerRicky
Awesome, herpes for er'one!
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:01 pm to NastyTiger
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Did you see her nipples?
Looks like a drunk 8 year old sewed them back on.
They do! Plus her tits are so stretched they are super far apart. quote:
Rather my girl be au natural and not shave much ( ) ...just a trim please. Blondes and auburn haired girls get first look.
Hey man, if you want to rub your face and junk in brillo pad then more power to you. The rest of us under the age of 50 would rather do without a pants pine forest.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:07 pm to RangerRicky
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Yep, every one of them would stick their crusty nugget in that. I'm guessing there aren't a lot of Brad Pitt's on tRant.
All this post does is tell the rest of us how pathetically desperate for a female you are. I'm not a Brad Pitt but I wouldn't stick my business in that. At best I would LET her give me a BJ and even that is after I had a few to drink.
How she is the alleged #1 porn star is beyond me. Obvious shaved uni-brow, horrendous fake tits with nipples that look like they have been chewed up then sewn back on.. and her cooter aint much to look at either.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:08 pm to RangerRicky
No pics you fricker?
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:10 pm to porkrind
So you thought she was so ugly that you had to go look up pics of her? Nice.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:15 pm to blzr
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Bama needs him, Auburn doesn't
LOL... no.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:15 pm to RangerRicky
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So you thought she was so ugly that you had to go look up pics of her? Nice
Now how could I possibly know that her nipples look like discarded sewn on pepperoni and her snatch looks like road kill if I didn't look up her pics?
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:17 pm to porkrind
Meet me at sonic on macfarland.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:19 pm to RangerRicky
No, waffle house on central in Hot Springs
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