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Aggy weird traditions Q&A thread
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:29 pm
We all know the Aggy's are weird as shite. They're like the cousin that lived in the asylum, but since the asylum closed down, he has to come live with us. He falls somewhere between drooling and staring off into space and painting the walls with his poop. Just weird as frick. To the point of almost feeling sorry for him, but then you realize it's voluntary, so you don't.
Anyway, without further ado, here's a couple that are just creepy as hell:
(1) The Aggy Jiz Jar
Where did this come from? Why do you fill jars with semen? What do you do with them when you fill them up?
Anyway, without further ado, here's a couple that are just creepy as hell:
(1) The Aggy Jiz Jar
Where did this come from? Why do you fill jars with semen? What do you do with them when you fill them up?
This post was edited on 11/13/21 at 6:51 am
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:29 pm to DownSouthJukin
(2) Fish Camp
"An Aggy Freshman Tradition"
This is straight pedo/Shawshank Redemption stuff.
What happens at Fish Camp? Where does it take place? What "activities" occur?
*I still love you, EKG. This is not directed at you. I 100% don't believe that you have participated in either of these traditions.
"An Aggy Freshman Tradition"
This is straight pedo/Shawshank Redemption stuff.
What happens at Fish Camp? Where does it take place? What "activities" occur?
*I still love you, EKG. This is not directed at you. I 100% don't believe that you have participated in either of these traditions.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
Everyone not an Aggy: please feel free to add to the list.
I'm going to get a haircut now. I will log back in to monitor progress later.
I'm going to get a haircut now. I will log back in to monitor progress later.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:33 pm to DownSouthJukin
Are Aggie women really all single?
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:34 pm to DownSouthJukin
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(1) The Aggy Jiz Jar
Where did this come from?
ShaggyBevo
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Why do you fill jars with semen?
We dont.
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What do you do with them when you fill them up?
N/A
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:34 pm to DownSouthJukin
Semen filled jizz jars Are how we became so rich, Texass University in Austin Purchases large quantities for vast sums of money and has a ship them in bulk for the campus cafeteria. What they are used for at that point we have no idea
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:34 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Aggy's
The apastraphe is unnessessary.
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ado
adieu*
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:35 pm to DownSouthJukin
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(2) Fish Camp
"An Aggy Freshman Tradition"
This is straight pedo/Shawshank Redemption stuff.
Agreed. Although I hear it used to be a lot less weird.
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What happens at Fish Camp? Where does it take place? What "activities" occur?
Dunno. I skipped it to go fishing.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:36 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Why do you fill jars with semen?
It's easier to store it this way than in Ziploc bags. It lasts longer in the jars too.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:36 pm to DownSouthJukin
Jizz Jar is an urban legend on tRant and Texas boards. I'm 2nd Generation Aggie and my Dad was a Yell Leader and Class Agent and neither my Dad nor I had ever heard of them.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:38 pm to Old Sarge
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Semen filled jizz jars Are how we became so rich, Texass University in Austin Purchases large quantities for vast sums of money and has a ship them in bulk for the campus cafeteria. What they are used for at that point we have no idea
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:39 pm to aggressor
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Jizz Jar is an urban legend on tRant and Texas boards. I'm 2nd Generation Aggie and my Dad was a Yell Leader and Class Agent and neither my Dad nor I had ever heard of them.
It comes from a Paul Burka trash article in t.u. Monthly. His source was a female cadet who quit because she failed out and instead of owning up to it she made up a story about PMC jerking off horses into mason jars.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:39 pm to aggressor
I went to grad school with an Aggie alum who was on the logging team that went and cut down the logs for the bonfires back in the day. He said it was an honor to be able to do it the one year he did. He was one of my favorite dudes in my class that suffered together getting our arses kicked completing the grad program.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:40 pm to aggressor
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Yell Leader
I’ll get to these shortly.
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Class Agent
A what? Like James Bond?
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:41 pm to DownSouthJukin
fish Camp is basically an optional camp they have for incoming Freshman where they teach them the traditions and yells but more importantly try to prepare them for transitioning to college and starting off with a few folks they will know. It's 50/50 guys/girls and they have a mixer every night.
I've heard it has gotten more lame now, don't really know. I remember when I went they had us in a small group and sit in a circle and fill out a sheet of paper with everything you had accomplished in High School. Sports, awards, academics, everything. They collected all the papers and tore them to shreds and said "That is all great but it doesn't mean anything now. No one cares about what you did in High School and everyone is starting fresh." I thought that was a productive exercise.
I've heard it has gotten more lame now, don't really know. I remember when I went they had us in a small group and sit in a circle and fill out a sheet of paper with everything you had accomplished in High School. Sports, awards, academics, everything. They collected all the papers and tore them to shreds and said "That is all great but it doesn't mean anything now. No one cares about what you did in High School and everyone is starting fresh." I thought that was a productive exercise.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:42 pm to DownSouthJukin
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DownSouthJukin
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:49 pm to DownSouthJukin
Class Agents are elected representatives for each class that are in charge of communication and planning reunions and such. Back in my Dad's day it was a much bigger deal because it was all male, all Corps and those guys were very tight. Hell I went to his 35th Reunion and they had over 300 attend, realize that there were only 1000 in his Class and some of those guys died in Vietnam. Point being that those guys were the hard core traditionalists that were super dedicated to A&M and what it represented. My Dad's entire wardrobe after he retired was maroon shirts and khaki pants and he had season tickets to 6 sports while volunteering with at least 3 different school organizations. A lot of guys from his era were like that. Dad was the youngest of 10 out on the farm and A&M gave him a chance for something better and he felt a need to give back until the day he died.
Thus if there was a "jizz jar" tradition he would know about it.
Thus if there was a "jizz jar" tradition he would know about it.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 3:52 pm to DownSouthJukin
I skipped fish camp
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