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A hypothetical for Auburn fans

Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:41 am
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:41 am
What if, after two weeks of you guys making all of these threads pounding your chest and deifying Malzahn, the Iron Bowl comes and Bama somehow manages to stop your balanced, multi-dimensional offense?

Will you guys eat crow and admit that you've been acting too big for your britches and that Gus isn't on Saban's level (yet)? Or will you claim you were trolling the whole time and pretend like you knew you were going to lose all along?

Again, this is just a hypothetical. Auburn by 30, book it.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:42 am to
first iron bowl?
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:43 am to

I guess you want us to suck your dick for two weeks instead.

I personally dont give a frick if we win or not...I got my big win Saturday.
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:43 am to
First taste of success? That's how many are acting
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:43 am to
Marshal throws for 375 and 4tds. Saban rage quits in the 3rd quarter. Boards plane to tejas.
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 8:44 am
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:44 am to
quote:

jbond


so sour and stupid?
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:44 am to
quote:

I personally dont give a frick if we win or not...


The defense mechanism of telling yourself you don't care, so that when failure happens you're less disappointed?
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8063 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Auburn by 30, book it.


Sweet. Auburn wins by 30. That is awesome.

Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Saban rage quits in the 3rd quarter. Boards plane to tejas.



HE GONE.

Gus gonna make his arse quit
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:45 am to
Nope...your team is just not that important to me.

dwi.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:46 am to
jbond, you're kidding right? After all the shite the Aubies took last season and all the shite they took all summer and all the shite they took early this season ... you're going to try to throttle their fun?

I dunno. Is Bama becoming the liberal progressive party of the SEC now? 'Cause you've got all the power but you wanna point fingers and be the hypocrites when it comes to the Aubies?

Just stop it. It's the worst human trait one can exhibit.

Eta: If you want to bust balls direct it towards the mizzerites - they deserve it x10.
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 8:51 am
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:46 am to
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24850 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:46 am to
I can tell Bama fans REALLY want us to believe 100% that we will beat Bama. You really dont like us thinking that there is a chance that we could beat Bama, but I wouldnt put my money on it



Auburn by 21

Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:49 am to
Hey it's an honest question. Don't act like 30+ full-retard threads haven't been started in the past 2 days. I want to know if, in the unlikely event that Saban pushes Gus's poop in, they'll eat crow or act like they never really cared and that a capital one bowl is all they wanted and that they trolled us real good.
Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:49 am to
quote:

scrooster




Posted by 2poop
bama
Member since Sep 2009
4562 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I guess you want us to suck your dick for two weeks instead.


Why frick with tradition?
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 8:54 am
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:51 am to
quote:

2 days.


Thats all it took for you to full retard yourself?

Maybe you need an internet break. You may poison something at this rate if AU wins.
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8063 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:52 am to
Let's see, Alabama 2006 is 6-7. Well, actually all of those wins were vacated.

Anyways, 6-7. Saban comes in and Alabama loses to Lousiana-Monroe and Auburn for the 6th time in a row and ends 7-6 before some of those wins were vacated.

Auburn 3-9 in 2012 and 10-1 in 2013. Boy that Gus did a lot better job turning the program he inherited around than Saban did with his.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24850 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:53 am to
quote:

scrooster


Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Don't act like 30+ full-retard threads haven't been started in the past 2 days


That's counting this one, right?
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