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re: 6 keys to total nuclear meltdown in the 2015 season
Posted on 8/19/15 at 7:01 pm to TexAgChill
Posted on 8/19/15 at 7:01 pm to TexAgChill
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Most of us know we will beat LSU this year. It bothered us to lose to the team that lost to Arkansas.
yall will be the arkansas this year. just think about that.
This post was edited on 8/19/15 at 7:02 pm
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Posted on 8/19/15 at 7:27 pm to dbeck
7) AU dominating LSU in tiger stadium (hopefully)
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:37 pm to TexasAg13
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I think your defense takes a step back this year
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:41 pm to tylerdurden24
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Nobody gives a shite about Mizzou. But if UGA wins the SECCG over Bama, it will be an unendurable amount of smackdown being brought to this site by UGA posters. And none of that will compare to the backlash when #4 comes to fruition and UGA is, yet again, left with a good but just short of great season.
You got it all wrong tyler. Think about it. Think about how great the West is. Think about how laughable the East is because we let Mizzou win the division twice. Now imagine they beat top dog Bama in Atlanta to win the SEC.
Now think about Killz and all the other yankees...
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:59 pm to TexAgChill
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Most of us know we will beat LSU this year. It bothered us to lose to the team that lost to Arkansas.
Just reminding ya... You also lost to Ole Miss, who got beat twice as bad as us. Also, you needed OT to beat arky early on.
But I don't want to ruin your flame, so please carry on.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 5:25 am to CNB
No, he's partly right. Do you know anybody that gives a shite about mizzoo?
Posted on 8/20/15 at 5:32 am to tylerdurden24
Wouldn't be a thread without UGA fans thinking they're superior to everyone else
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 5:33 am
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:21 am to dbeck
#1 cause for a melt is easy.
AU makes a run at a Natty. The bammer media begins a campaign, painting AU as a cheat and that it paid Johnson $300,000.00 (3 years of service and inflation.)
Rumors of debit cards, casinos, churches, and academic cheating run wild.
People will say Johnson is only using AU and will never step foot on campus when he leaves, much less get his degree.
Articles are written about how Johnson has such a fake smile that he does not deserve the Heisman, but he wins it by a large margin.
bama makes a t-shirt that reads "Roll Horned Frogs Roll"
The melt will be epic, just like before.
AU makes a run at a Natty. The bammer media begins a campaign, painting AU as a cheat and that it paid Johnson $300,000.00 (3 years of service and inflation.)
Rumors of debit cards, casinos, churches, and academic cheating run wild.
People will say Johnson is only using AU and will never step foot on campus when he leaves, much less get his degree.
Articles are written about how Johnson has such a fake smile that he does not deserve the Heisman, but he wins it by a large margin.
bama makes a t-shirt that reads "Roll Horned Frogs Roll"
The melt will be epic, just like before.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 7:24 am
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:30 am to dbeck
You left off #7-If R-Kansas has a winning SEC record...
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:37 am to TexAgChill
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Most of us know we will beat LSU this year. It bothered us to lose to the team that lost to Arkansas.
Did it bother you more than losing 59-0 to the team that lost to Ole Miss?
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:18 am to dbeck
I do not usually wish bad things on teams but I would absolutely love the melt if Texas AM shut down LSU's offense.
shite would be real
shite would be real
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:37 am to slayerxing
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Tennessee fans are going to explode win OR lose on the other hand.
As much crap as they have talked this off-season about ending the streak...several UT posters may have to be put on suicide watch if Florida wins again.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:03 am to CNB
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You got it all wrong tyler. Think about it. Think about how great the West is. Think about how laughable the East is because we let Mizzou win the division twice. Now imagine they beat top dog Bama in Atlanta to win the SEC.
Now think about Killz and all the other yankees...
Just the thought of Killz should be enough to cause a boat load of posters to schedule bypass surgery.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:31 am to LanierSpots
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I do not usually wish bad things on teams but I would absolutely love the melt if Texas AM shut down LSU's offense.
shite would be real
LSU's ball control ground attack may piss off LSU fans but it was John Chavis best friend, especially against Texas A&M.
2012 - Time of possession LSU 40:19 Texas A&M 19:41
Yards Rushing LSU 324 Texas A&M 75
Final score LSU 34 Texas A&M 10
2013 Time of possession LSU 41:13 Texas A&M 18:47
Yards Rushing LSU 384 Texas A&M 84
Final score LSU 23 Texas A&M 17
The melt will be when Texas A&M realizes that Chavis won't change one of the few recent instances where an LSU offense has dictated the outcome of a game.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:36 am to dbeck
1) Kentucky wins a natty in football
The nuclear meltdown across the nation would be epic, especially if it meant beating UM and Bucknuts in the NC game. The hashing of teeth by Ohio State fans across the nation would be sweet indeed and would go along way to making up for the Mizzou loss to Indiana.
The nuclear meltdown across the nation would be epic, especially if it meant beating UM and Bucknuts in the NC game. The hashing of teeth by Ohio State fans across the nation would be sweet indeed and would go along way to making up for the Mizzou loss to Indiana.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:40 am to dbeck
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:48 am to BearBait09
1. Loss of high pressure coolant injection pumps
2. failure to maintain of-site power for emergency on-site grid
3. not enough diesel emergency generation capacity
4. emergency boron injection valve fails to open
5. cooling tower falls down
6. spent fuel pool leak
Oh, wait a minute...
2. failure to maintain of-site power for emergency on-site grid
3. not enough diesel emergency generation capacity
4. emergency boron injection valve fails to open
5. cooling tower falls down
6. spent fuel pool leak
Oh, wait a minute...
Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:01 am to dbeck
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5) Missouri beating Alabama in SEC championship
So in your troll scenario you still have a new SEC team getting an SEC Championship before your mighty Hogs.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 10:03 am
Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:06 am to TexAgChill
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Most of us know we will beat LSU this year. It bothered us to lose to the team that lost to Arkansas.
Why wouldn't all you Grindr addict Aggies think you would win. The track record is there, we just can't beat you guys. I can't wait for this season to get here so we can hear that sweet sound of Crickets coming from you Tards.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:15 am to KajunGator
This board will explode either way following that game. Both fanbases are very confident in a win and would melt HARD if they lost, and one will happen. The winning fanbase will talk shite to no end while the other 12 join in for the lolz.
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