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30 for 30 challenge: Ole Miss Edition
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:56 pm
Put together a catchy one liner using the 30 for 30 moniker "What if I told you..."
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Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:58 pm to ChopBlockOclock
What if I told you OP was a phaggot
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:05 pm to ChopBlockOclock
I would't know which direction to go in:
From:
A 2-10 (0-8) season with Hootie Dale to
Beating Bama with Katy Perry stage diving on the Square to
Treadwell's broken ankle fumble on the goal line to
Denzel Knemdiche OD ing on Spice to
Laremy Tunsil's loaner car to
Laremy Tunsil beating up his step-father to
Swag Kelly in a Buffalo bar fight to
fricking 4th and 25 to
Robert Knemdiche falling out of a hotel window to
Laremy Tunsil's gas bong photo and pay admission @ the Draft to
the 1st NOA to the 2nd NOA to
the Ole Miss 'hostage video' to
Houston Nutt suing us to
Hugh Freeze's cell phone records and escorts while tweeting daily bible verses
to who knows whats next?
Damn FML.
From:
A 2-10 (0-8) season with Hootie Dale to
Beating Bama with Katy Perry stage diving on the Square to
Treadwell's broken ankle fumble on the goal line to
Denzel Knemdiche OD ing on Spice to
Laremy Tunsil's loaner car to
Laremy Tunsil beating up his step-father to
Swag Kelly in a Buffalo bar fight to
fricking 4th and 25 to
Robert Knemdiche falling out of a hotel window to
Laremy Tunsil's gas bong photo and pay admission @ the Draft to
the 1st NOA to the 2nd NOA to
the Ole Miss 'hostage video' to
Houston Nutt suing us to
Hugh Freeze's cell phone records and escorts while tweeting daily bible verses
to who knows whats next?
Damn FML.
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:07 pm to GreyReb
When you put it like that, the cheating was obviously worth it.
Lol.
Did Denzel even get drafted?
Lol.
Did Denzel even get drafted?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:08 pm to ChopBlockOclock
they are not relevant enough for a 30 for 30
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:08 pm to GreyReb
i feel for you, i really do. Un freaking believable.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:08 pm to Rebel
Will it be sponsored by Brazzers?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:09 pm to ChopBlockOclock
I don't think they won enough to get a 30 for 30. Would be better suited on some type of crime channel
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:10 pm to jlnoles79
quote:
Will it be sponsored by Brazzers?
I hope so.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:10 pm to texag7
30 for 30 ole miss football:
Who cares
Who cares
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:10 pm to ChopBlockOclock
Kinda stealing this line from another site but..
"Going from busting a nut to being busted by a Nutt, the Hugh Freeze downfall"
"Going from busting a nut to being busted by a Nutt, the Hugh Freeze downfall"
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:16 pm to ChopBlockOclock
30 For 30 blindsided to busted a Nutt
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:17 pm to ChopBlockOclock
Dumb and dumber, the story of Hugh and his fans.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:18 pm to TimeOutdoors
Has to be staring Bucky Lerson 
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:21 pm to ChopBlockOclock
What if I told you I kissed a girl and paid for it but than got fired from my 5 million dollar job. I mean what does Hugh have to lose to voice that over in the opening 
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:24 pm to ChopBlockOclock
"What if i told you the prophet was false."
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:32 pm to ChopBlockOclock
What if I told you about a football coach who was an overzealous southern Baptist preacher type...Who was also a pedophile?
Probably nothing, because to most people in this country that sort of behavior is so typical to border on sociological cliche.
Well what if I further told you that an entire half of a state revelled in this man's behavior for years, never seeing the inevitable shite-storm on the horizon?
Oh, you must be talking about Mississippi.
Probably nothing, because to most people in this country that sort of behavior is so typical to border on sociological cliche.
Well what if I further told you that an entire half of a state revelled in this man's behavior for years, never seeing the inevitable shite-storm on the horizon?
Oh, you must be talking about Mississippi.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:34 pm to ChopBlockOclock
What if I told you
there is a culture of winning without the winning. [[Walk of Champions]]
A place in the old South where you can walk in Faulkner's footsteps in the morning, and party in the square at night. [[show Faulkner home and square]]
A place so desperate to be relevant that a 19-21 record is protected, no matter the cost. [[Alabama victories]]
in a state so football crazy that almost every citizen's life is affected by what team they cheer for. [[Show Ross Barnett's "I love Mississippi" speech at the Kentucky game]]
in a state so corrupt that the convergence of football and corruption was bound to happen. [Montage of corrupt politicians and businessmen from Mississippi]]
Where the hell could this have happened?
Film Flam Bim Bam
Ole Miss by Damn
there is a culture of winning without the winning. [[Walk of Champions]]
A place in the old South where you can walk in Faulkner's footsteps in the morning, and party in the square at night. [[show Faulkner home and square]]
A place so desperate to be relevant that a 19-21 record is protected, no matter the cost. [[Alabama victories]]
in a state so football crazy that almost every citizen's life is affected by what team they cheer for. [[Show Ross Barnett's "I love Mississippi" speech at the Kentucky game]]
in a state so corrupt that the convergence of football and corruption was bound to happen. [Montage of corrupt politicians and businessmen from Mississippi]]
Where the hell could this have happened?
Film Flam Bim Bam
Ole Miss by Damn
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:38 pm to ChopBlockOclock
What if I told you it was just an Ole Missdial
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:17 pm to ChopBlockOclock
What if told you, chandeliers and chicken fingers weren't the only things being bought in Oxford.
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