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Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:25 pm
The Alabama football program has been quite the mother to us Crimson Tide fans. We've gotten along very well the past 7 years. She has given birth to 15 championships and despite some fertility problems (e.g. 1993-2007) and failed pregnancies (e.g. 2013-present), she's had a great progeny. I think we can all agree that she won't get pregnant this football season, but so long as Saban is around, there exists the possibility for her to conceive again.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:26 pm to Cumulonimbus
Shotgun wedding at Bryant-Denny tonight.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:27 pm to Cumulonimbus
Caitlyn Jenner can't have babies
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:27 pm to Cumulonimbus
The Kick Six aborted our season!! It's going to burn in hell!!
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:28 pm to Cumulonimbus
:inb4thispieceofshitthreadgoesbyebye:
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:28 pm to Cumulonimbus
Good Lord.
It's time for me to take a break from this place.
It's time for me to take a break from this place.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:30 pm to Cumulonimbus
I know that both the South and sports in general have a culture story telling often filled with colorful language and renderings of events and people but damn man you missed the magic on this one.
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:32 pm to CajunTiger_225
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:inb4thispieceofshitthreadgoesbyebye:
I dunno, it is so bad it may stay and gain a life of its own.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:32 pm to Cumulonimbus
Larry the Golfer type thread
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:37 pm to AHM21
I personally like thread titles that make it very clear that whatever follows is completely not worth reading.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:37 pm to Cumulonimbus
Reading your post was like watching poop slide out of a human arse
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:37 pm to Cumulonimbus
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15 and Pregnant
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bama fan
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:39 pm to AHM21
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RA'd for embarrassing.
Im glad this guy is so embarassed to be a bammer fan I love it
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:43 pm
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