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Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:08 am
Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:08 am
God asks Mark Richt first: "What do you believe?"
Mark thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Richt, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tommy Tubberville and says, "What do you believe?"
Tommy says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tommy's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: "And you, Nick, what do you believe?"
Nick replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
Mark thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Richt, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tommy Tubberville and says, "What do you believe?"
Tommy says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tommy's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: "And you, Nick, what do you believe?"
Nick replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:11 am to geauxgiacomo
duck
Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:21 am to geauxgiacomo
Saban can't have Bear's seat....
Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:24 am to DvlsAdvocat
well said 
But Saban is arrogant enough to think he's on Bear's level.
No matter what Saban will accomplish, Bammers will never see him in the same light as Paul B.
But Saban is arrogant enough to think he's on Bear's level.
No matter what Saban will accomplish, Bammers will never see him in the same light as Paul B.
Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:27 am to geauxgiacomo
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Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: "And you, Nick, what do you believe?"
Nick replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
... and then God said, "You just got yourself 4 years in LSU for that BS."
Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:28 am to ksayetiger
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ksayetiger
I like the sig quote...
Posted on 8/29/08 at 11:55 am to DvlsAdvocat
Posted on 8/29/08 at 12:00 pm to geauxgiacomo
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I've always tried to be a true sportsman
Posted on 8/29/08 at 1:58 pm to arlo
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Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: "And you, Nick, what do you believe?"
Nick replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
... and then God said, "You just got yourself 4 years in LSU for that BS."
Have to admit that is funny right there.
Posted on 8/29/08 at 2:00 pm to arlo
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.. and then God said, "You just got yourself 4 years in LSU for that BS."
That would be a blessing, not a curse.
Posted on 8/29/08 at 2:06 pm to BayouBreaux
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That would be a blessing, not a curse.
Posted on 8/29/08 at 8:36 pm to Peter Vidal
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and then God said, "You just got yourself 4 years in LSU for that BS."
And a BCS Championship, think he get that in Gumpville??
Posted on 8/29/08 at 10:46 pm to LSU Tammany Tiger
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And a BCS Championship, think he get that in Gumpville??
I'd bet the odds are in favor of Bama competing for a NC in the near future, but actually winning one is a roll of the dice.
Like Gene Stallings said on CBS back in 92, "I like our chances."
Posted on 8/30/08 at 12:50 am to arlo
You bunch of Auburn rejects. Shut up.
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